Caption Competition 6: The Nanny State

17.11.2009

Win a case of BrewDog beer and a BrewDog t-shirt! This photo comes courtesy of our friends (thanks Daniel and Carl) at www.schnille.se , Schille och Schmak - 2 of Sweden's finest craft beer evangelists. Their blog is awesome and I am eternally grateful for the google translate function, even though the Russian google translator once came up with 'a dog is the father of James' http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article.php?id=194

*UPDATE - WINNER ANNOUNCED*

When Carl joined the police force, he took the mission statement - To Protect and Serve - a little too literally...

Simon Bridgwater Simon - email james@brewdog.com to claim your prize!

Highly Commended

The Portman Empire were struggling against the young Jedi knights at BrewDog so they enlisted Darth Vadar who himself lost his colour and turned towards the light side of the force.

John C. Robertson 18.11.2009

The Portman Group representative had to go to extraordinary lengths to preserve his anonimity.

Alan Robertson 18.11.2009

Tom Hanks stars in the lastest Hollywood Brewdogbuster Saving Nanny State.

kenneth wilkinson 18.11.2009

If you need inspiration, here is the Nanny State Label Text:

A paranoid hop overdose for a PC generation

Society today is an all too dangerous place.

ASBO-ed three year olds loitering in alley ways, CCTV recording our every move and misplaced suitcases grinding entire public transport infrastructures to a halt.

No wonder you've been reduced to a quivering wreck, battening down the hatches at three in the afternoon with Ofcom on speed dial.

At BrewDog we appreciate your inability to know your limits - especially when it comes to alcohol – which is why we've created Nanny State.

This idiosyncratic little beer is a gentle smack in the right direction.

It's time to draw your net curtains, sit back with Nanny and watch your favourite episode of Last Of The Summer Wine. It's finally safe to enjoy alcohol again.

Please note: BrewDog recommends that you only drink this beer whilst wearing the necessary personal protective equipment and in a premises that has passed a full health and safety risk assessment for optimum enjoyment.

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Man, this beer makes you fart......
Rob McGregor 04.12.2009
Col. Mustard did her in the Library with his candlestick.
Phil Wilcox 03.12.2009
Barbara was not about to let her germophobia interfere with her enjoyment of quality beer.
Gareth Young 01.12.2009
hey look what it says on the back - This side towards enemy
Chris Myers 01.12.2009
I understand the one below might not be suitable so: Drink fast to avoid risk of arrest by The Flavour Police.
james airley 29.11.2009
Approved by Jack Law. The cunt.
James Airley 29.11.2009
Warning: If you wish for the government to do your thinking, this is not the beer for you. This warning has NOT been approved by the Ministry of Beer.
Michael Montgomery 29.11.2009
Slowly and calmly absorb ANNNY TASTE that hits yours senses.
Francesca Manca 27.11.2009
The height of irresponsibility! Is that really a GLASS bottle? More power to your elbow - sod the Nu Puritans!
Ian Hunter 27.11.2009
Man the f*ck up, hippy
Steve Armstrong 26.11.2009
WARNING: Bottle-caps can pose a serious health risk. Do not attempt to open bottle yourself without a qualified first aider on the premisis.
Andrew Sharp 24.11.2009
Government Warning : Honhumpf hommmfpfpfhonnnf humfuf hon hannumpf !
SubCapt 21.11.2009
Nanny State: Youths will need to consume at least 10 bottles before being pissed enough to start harassing you. So why not hand them out in YOUR neighbourhood?
Lindsey Crawford 21.11.2009
When Carl joined the police force, he took the mission statement - To Protect and Serve - a little too literally...
Simon Bridgwater 21.11.2009
Govt warning:Even Action man could not handle the taste of this little brew.
fluff stuff 20.11.2009
Nicola Sturgeon had to put on a disguise to make her more attractive when promoting the SNP minimum price per unit plan.
John C. Robertson 20.11.2009
Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Malcolm Downie 20.11.2009
If this label doesnt pass your scrutiny, Mr P, you know where you can shove the bottle, dont you?
Hopjuice 20.11.2009
Government Warning! Nanny State only to be drunk in NBC conditions - Never Brewingly Compromised.
Alan Robertson 19.11.2009
Contents under extreme deliciousness. Open with caution.
Ben Wideman 19.11.2009
Nuclear fallout from WW3 caused fresh water supplies to become highly radioactive, so the survivors were forced to find an alternative. Post-apocolyptic life may not be so bad after all..
Paul H 19.11.2009
Nanny State - Drink Irresponsibly
Ben Topping 19.11.2009
Nanny State is an anagram of "Nnnasty tea". You have been warned.
Toby darlin 19.11.2009
The Portman Empire were struggling against the young Jedi knights at BrewDog so they enlisted Darth Vadar who himself lost his colour and turned towards the light side of the force.
John C. Robertson 18.11.2009
Health and Safety: Nanny takes no chances..
Simon Treacy 18.11.2009
The Portman Group representative had to go to extraordinary lengths to preserve his anonimity.
Alan Robertson 18.11.2009
As the clocks strike thirteen it was time for a beer.
Kevin White 18.11.2009
Health & Softy
Pete Di-Murro 18.11.2009
Nanny State: personal protective equipment not included!
Blair Wilgus 18.11.2009
harriet harmans urine sample arrives for testing
Kenny Birney 18.11.2009
Nanny State: the beer you *can* drink on the job.
Mr Jack 18.11.2009
Forget CS spray, this will incapacitate any tasteless lager swilling thug.
Chris Myers 18.11.2009
Nanny State - A beer for the Nuclear Generation
Andrew Shand 18.11.2009
Bracken the brew dog has been on the curry again - so only thing for it full body protection oh some weak beer.
uncle wilco 18.11.2009
Im a fire moose and my antlers are baked!!!
magicdave6 18.11.2009
Tom Hanks stars in the lastest Hollywood Brewdogbuster Saving Nanny State.
kenneth wilkinson 18.11.2009
Suddenly Barry realised that the proper safety equipment, espescially his germ filtration mask, would prevent him from drinking beer...
Gareth Young 18.11.2009
Nanny State: One for the whole family to enjoy (including the deranged militant uncle whod you prefer would only visit once or twice a year at best)
Sam Rodwell 18.11.2009
Government warning: This beer will not make you fall about and be abusive to others.
John C . Robertson 18.11.2009
Au-peres need not apply
Fleur 18.11.2009
The Nanny state where even farting is a crime.
craig garvie 18.11.2009
Your Mission: To infiltrate and capture the tastebuds of bland beer drinkers world wide. Your Weapon: Nanny State.
Mike Logsdon 18.11.2009
The Portman Group`s lab tester took all the necessary precautions against inhalation-based inebriety that such a brew could cause.
Matt Gray 18.11.2009
Keep Calm and Carry a Bottle Opener
Peter Tye 17.11.2009
THIS is a hop-grenade! USE it to temporarily disable your enemies if in a close-combat environment! (Daniel from Schnille.se, the guy behind the camera)
Daniel L Gruneau 17.11.2009
Modern Warfare 6 - The Scourge of the binge drinkers!
Dale 17.11.2009
Nanny State - The beer endorsed by Big Brother.
Dylan J 17.11.2009
Drink responsibly. (Carl from Schnille - the guy behind the mask)
Carl Ralph 17.11.2009
The craft beer revolution just failed to gather any momentum as the rebels plans got got all caught up in health and safety legislation.
Adrian 17.11.2009
Sorry Mr Poley - unfortunately Portman Group guidelines prohibit us from giving you the antidote.
Stewart Allan 17.11.2009
Nanny State - Only to be consumed whilst wearing full Protective equipment - By order of the state.
Dale 17.11.2009
My caption: Keeping you safe from yourself. No active thought required
Alexander Davis 17.11.2009

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17.11.2009

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