Martin Dickie - F.B.I.!?!

Martin Dickie - F.B.I.!?!

I need help..

I want a cool / interesting title for myself for the signature of my emails.

This is proving to be quite difficult.

This is the current situation...


Over the last few months I have had several different Signatures and none of them are really sticking.




I am going to throw this one completely open and ask you guys to come up with a winning title for me. The winner will get a box full of beer and othersuff. 

Obviously, I will be picking the winner so Martin Dickie- Idiot, although factully acurate probably won't win..

Best of luck..

Martin Dickie - ?????




Case Closed.


Bosher - Likeable Antagonist.

We'll done. Some goodies will be winging your way soon.

Secondary Prize for Bob Hope for the 'Most offensive to humans who work outwith an industrial setting' Prize

Some stuff will be shipping to you too.

Thanks to Everyone who took part.

Martin Dickie

Likeable Antagonist.



Posted in - beer-rocks


  • Shame I missed the deadline, cos I got it! Well, I just read it elsewhere on the blog.... The fucking doctor No?
    Jon Gilbert03.09.2009
  • Its probably been done before, and its probably too late, but, here goes: Martin Dickie - Trappist Punk? Goes with the new religiousy beers (5am Saint, Punk Monk, and the renamed Dogma).
    J Roberts03.09.2009
  • Martin Dickie Portman Provocateur
    Tim Mars31.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Taking the Dogmatic approach since 2007
    chris Ford28.08.2009
  • Hop Rocker
    Jon Ramsey28.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Brewing Innovator. Martin Dickie - Brewer of Exciting & Distinctive Beers.
    John Hedges27.08.2009
  • Take your pick of these three:- Martin Dickie Dissident Martin Dickie Archdeacon of Ale Martin Dickie Needs no Label!
    Dan Massey27.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie Craft Beer Pioneer (it rhymes and everything)
    Dominic Driscoll27.08.2009
  • Brutalist Brewer,
    chris ford27.08.2009
  • Alpha Dog Never knowingly underexposed
    David M26.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Best in Breed, Barking Mad Brewer, Dogtanian of the Beer World, Brew-Dog Handler,
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Dear Sir and Madam. I am collector of beer labels.You ask whether it is possible to send the labels from your brewery.If you are interested i can offer exchange labels fromthe Czech breweries. Yours sincerely. Petr Chladek Hostivarska 224 Praha 15 102 00 Czech Republic
    Petr Chladek26.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - The Dogfather, Leader of the Pack,
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Brewing Bitch, Martin Dickie - Chasing his tail since 2007 Woof Woof !
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie @ BrewDOG A mans best friend.......... Hardcore Beer Evangelist........ Martin Dickie - Doin it Doggy Style since 2007......... Brewing it Doggy Style since 2007....... Damn I Really Want This Prize. Got me Paws Crossed x
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Awesome stuff guys. I am going to leave it open until tomorrow, Thursday 26th Sept, then I will pick a winner.
    Martin BrewDog26.08.2009
  • martin dickie - likeable antagonist
  • Martin Dickie - Hop Fix fixer
  • Martin Dickie - King of the Brews
  • When is the closing date for this?
    Thomas McAlinden26.08.2009
  • Dogowner,
  • Craft Brewer Extraordinaire, God of Zyphos, Micro-Beerologist, Proud Scottish Brewer since 2007, Purveyor of Artisan Ales,
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Craft Brewer Extraordinaire...... God of Zythos Micro-Beerologist Award Winning Scottish Brewer since 2007
    Chris Ford26.08.2009
  • Why witty? How about something profound and simple: Martin Dickie Brewer
    Spencer Cappallo26.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Mr Manager or Martin Dickie - The Anti-Poley or Martin Dickie - King Dick of Hoptown or... Martin Dickie - Dogging Enthusiast or..... Dr. Martin Dickie PhBeer
    Ben Wissett25.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Top Dog Top Dog Top Diggity Dog
    Thomas McAlinden25.08.2009
  • bollocks those should read daddy dog OR administer of dog OR hot dickitie dog
    Longfur part 225.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie - Crap..... since (year you were born) Martin Dickie - Brewdog Millionaire Martin Dickie - Top Dog of Controversy & Fine Ale Martin Dickie - Intoxicator of the Nation since 2007 Martin Dickie - General Beer-Swigging Monkey Martin Dickie - Thorougly Modern Gentleman Martin Dickie - Mayor Of Funk Town
    Thomas McAlinden25.08.2009
  • daddy dog administer of dog top dickity dog
  • Martin Dickie - Re-calibrator of tastebuds
  • How about: Drug Dealer Of course a legal drug...For sure it will help you get some more Portman Press
  • Martin Dickie - Future co-founder of Brewdoggers Anonymous
  • Martin Dickie - Beer Archmage
    Joonas Nilsson25.08.2009
  • A few, Brewmaster General, Brewer Rat, and my personal favourite Paradoxical evangelist
    Simon Treacy25.08.2009
  • Architect of the downfall of the Scottish society since the year 2007. Solely responsible for binge drinking as a phenomenon. However, likes puppies.
  • You certainly do need help, I would suggest a psychiatrist. Otherwise how about DELUDED PRAT.
  • Brewmonger!
  • Certified Beer Ninja
    William Doyle25.08.2009
  • God. - Brew Chief - big Dog - Top Dog - The Boss. Just a thought...
  • Either Martin Dickie, Hop Guru, or Hop Evangelist, or Hop Czar. Or Martin Dickie, The Guvnor (Well Co-Guvnor) Or more enigmatically, Martin Dickie, Paradox.
    John Hedges24.08.2009
  • Booze Hound :)
  • Martin Dickie - Dead Elephant
  • Martin Dickie Brewing Because I Can
    andy mogg24.08.2009
  • In reponse to Bob Hope 24.08.09. Dearest Bob. Iím afraid I have had to slightly tone back your witty retort with the use of an *. Anyone who cares will still get the idea. I am a firm believer of non censorship but the written use of that word is rather vulgar. I also took the liberty of correcting your sloppy grammar. Take care.
    Martin BrewDog24.08.2009
  • Martin Dickie Beer Pimp www.BrewDog.com martin@brewdog.com +44(0)776 4488445
    Johnny H24.08.2009
  • Beer Revolutionary, Brewing Visionary Brew Dog Rocks!
    Glyn Roberts24.08.2009
  • The Top Dog, Grogg Dog
    Chris Ford24.08.2009
  • how about Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. The portman group are proof God has a sense of humour
    andy mogg24.08.2009
  • The Clarifying Agent
    Chris Ford24.08.2009
  • High Commissioner of the Hops. Brewing Baron. Hop Hero. Craft Brewing Crusader.
  • Future Alcoholic
  • Pretentious C*nt. Just say it directly...

    Bob Hope24.08.2009
  • beer jesus, you can wear sandals in the brewery and it can offend some people. Done!
  • Rebelhead. Director of controversy
  • Martin Dickie-The Brewdogsbollocksofalesmaster.
    ken wilkinson23.08.2009
  • Hop Fiddler / Beer Architect / Morning Drinker
    Vittorio, therinkery.blogspot.com23.08.2009
  • See Ron Jeffries, Chief Squeejee Operator and Master of Mischief I have seen, Master Alchemist, Cleaning Supervisor, Bottling Machine Repair Artist, Failed Nuclear Scientist, Yeast Monkey... take one and use it...
  • Brewing Maestro
    Matt Gray23.08.2009

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