Martin Dickie - F.B.I.!?!

Published - 23.08.2009 Comments (58)

I need help..

I want a cool / interesting title for myself for the signature of my emails.

This is proving to be quite difficult.

This is the current situation...

brewdog1_1375

Over the last few months I have had several different Signatures and none of them are really sticking.

brewdog3_215

brewdog4_215

brewdog5_215

I am going to throw this one completely open and ask you guys to come up with a winning title for me. The winner will get a box full of beer and othersuff.

Obviously, I will be picking the winner so Martin Dickie- Idiot, although factully acurate probably won't win..

Best of luck..

Martin Dickie - ?????

28/08/09

Case Closed.

Winner-

Bosher - Likeable Antagonist.

We'll done. Some goodies will be winging your way soon.

Secondary Prize for Bob Hope for the 'Most offensive to humans who work outwith an industrial setting' Prize

Some stuff will be shipping to you too.

Thanks to Everyone who took part.

Martin Dickie

Likeable Antagonist.

Join the Discussion

Comments (58)

Jon Gilbert 03.09.2009 @ 11:29pm

Shame I missed the deadline, cos I got it! Well, I just read it elsewhere on the blog....

The fucking doctor

No?

J Roberts 03.09.2009 @ 10:24am

Its probably been done before, and its probably too late, but, here goes:

Martin Dickie - Trappist Punk?

Goes with the new religiousy beers (5am Saint, Punk Monk, and the renamed Dogma).

Tim Mars 31.08.2009 @ 10:46am

Martin Dickie
Portman Provocateur

chris Ford 28.08.2009 @ 10:11am

Martin Dickie - Taking the Dogmatic approach since 2007

Jon Ramsey 28.08.2009 @ 12:47am

Hop Rocker

John Hedges 27.08.2009 @ 11:28pm

Martin Dickie - Brewing Innovator.
Martin Dickie - Brewer of Exciting & Distinctive Beers.

Dan Massey 27.08.2009 @ 4:00pm

Take your pick of these three:-
Martin Dickie
Dissident

Martin Dickie
Archdeacon of Ale

Martin Dickie
Needs no Label!

Dominic Driscoll 27.08.2009 @ 2:50pm

Martin Dickie
Craft Beer Pioneer

(it rhymes and everything)

chris ford 27.08.2009 @ 1:28am

Brutalist Brewer,

David M 26.08.2009 @ 10:37pm

Alpha Dog
Never knowingly underexposed

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 8:44pm

Martin Dickie - Best in Breed, Barking Mad Brewer, Dogtanian of the Beer World, Brew-Dog Handler,

Petr Chladek 26.08.2009 @ 8:42pm

Dear Sir and Madam.
I am collector of beer labels.You ask whether it is possible to send the labels from your brewery.If you are interested i can offer exchange labels fromthe Czech breweries.
Yours sincerely.

Petr Chladek
Hostivarska 224
Praha 15 102 00
Czech Republic

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 7:18pm

Martin Dickie - The Dogfather, Leader of the Pack,

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 6:57pm

Brewing Bitch, Martin Dickie - Chasing his tail since 2007 Woof Woof !

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 6:51pm

Martin Dickie @ BrewDOG A mans best friend.......... Hardcore Beer Evangelist........ Martin Dickie - Doin it Doggy Style since 2007......... Brewing it Doggy Style since 2007....... Damn I Really Want This Prize. Got me Paws Crossed x

Martin BrewDog 26.08.2009 @ 6:26pm

Awesome stuff guys.
I am going to leave it open until tomorrow, Thursday 26th Sept, then I will pick a winner.

bosher 26.08.2009 @ 5:19pm

martin dickie - likeable antagonist

Chris 26.08.2009 @ 4:31pm

Martin Dickie - Hop Fix fixer

Chris 26.08.2009 @ 3:56pm

Martin Dickie - King of the Brews

Thomas McAlinden 26.08.2009 @ 3:30pm

When is the closing date for this?

Erick 26.08.2009 @ 2:59pm

Dogowner,

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 12:56pm

Craft Brewer Extraordinaire, God of Zyphos, Micro-Beerologist, Proud Scottish Brewer since 2007, Purveyor of Artisan Ales,

Chris Ford 26.08.2009 @ 12:51pm

Craft Brewer Extraordinaire......
God of Zythos
Micro-Beerologist
Award Winning Scottish Brewer since 2007

Spencer Cappallo 26.08.2009 @ 1:48am

Why witty? How about something profound and simple:

Martin Dickie
Brewer

Ben Wissett 25.08.2009 @ 7:31pm

Martin Dickie - Mr Manager

or

Martin Dickie - The Anti-Poley

or

Martin Dickie - King Dick of Hoptown

or...

Martin Dickie - Dogging Enthusiast

or.....

Dr. Martin Dickie PhBeer

Thomas McAlinden 25.08.2009 @ 5:56pm

Martin Dickie - Top Dog Top Dog Top Diggity Dog

Longfur part 2 25.08.2009 @ 5:56pm

bollocks those should read daddy dog OR administer of dog OR hot dickitie dog

Thomas McAlinden 25.08.2009 @ 5:53pm

Martin Dickie - Crap..... since (year you were born)
Martin Dickie - Brewdog Millionaire
Martin Dickie - Top Dog of Controversy & Fine Ale
Martin Dickie - Intoxicator of the Nation since 2007
Martin Dickie - General Beer-Swigging Monkey
Martin Dickie - Thorougly Modern Gentleman
Martin Dickie - Mayor Of Funk Town

longfur 25.08.2009 @ 5:49pm

daddy dog
administer of dog
top dickity dog

Chris 25.08.2009 @ 5:26pm

Martin Dickie - Re-calibrator of tastebuds

Jeff 25.08.2009 @ 4:36pm

How about: Drug Dealer

Of course a legal drug...For sure it will help you get some more Portman Press

Chris 25.08.2009 @ 4:14pm

Martin Dickie - Future co-founder of Brewdoggers Anonymous

Joonas Nilsson 25.08.2009 @ 2:57pm

Martin Dickie - Beer Archmage

Simon Treacy 25.08.2009 @ 11:25am

A few, Brewmaster General, Brewer Rat, and my personal favourite

Paradoxical evangelist

Aki 25.08.2009 @ 9:51am

Architect of the downfall of the Scottish society since the year 2007. Solely responsible for binge drinking as a phenomenon. However, likes puppies.

Sigmund 25.08.2009 @ 8:23am

You certainly do need help, I would suggest a psychiatrist. Otherwise how about DELUDED PRAT.

magicdave6 25.08.2009 @ 7:45am

Brewmonger!

William Doyle 25.08.2009 @ 7:24am

Certified Beer Ninja

Dale 24.08.2009 @ 8:37pm

God. - Brew Chief - big Dog - Top Dog - The Boss. Just a thought...

John Hedges 24.08.2009 @ 4:26pm

Either Martin Dickie, Hop Guru, or Hop Evangelist, or Hop Czar.
Or Martin Dickie, The Guvnor (Well Co-Guvnor)
Or more enigmatically, Martin Dickie, Paradox.

Rod 24.08.2009 @ 2:55pm

Booze Hound :)

Jimbeaux 24.08.2009 @ 2:32pm

Martin Dickie - Dead Elephant

andy mogg 24.08.2009 @ 1:11pm

Martin Dickie
Brewing Because I Can

Martin BrewDog 24.08.2009 @ 1:08pm

In reponse to Bob Hope 24.08.09.
Dearest Bob. I’m afraid I have had to slightly tone back your witty retort with the use of an *. Anyone who cares will still get the idea. I am a firm believer of non censorship but the written use of that word is rather vulgar. I also took the liberty of correcting your sloppy grammar. Take care.

Johnny H 24.08.2009 @ 11:38am

Martin Dickie
Beer Pimp

www.BrewDog.com
[email protected]
+44(0)776 4488445

Glyn Roberts 24.08.2009 @ 11:16am

Beer Revolutionary,
Brewing Visionary
Brew Dog Rocks!

Chris Ford 24.08.2009 @ 10:51am

The Top Dog, Grogg Dog

andy mogg 24.08.2009 @ 10:46am

how about

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. The portman group are proof God has a sense of humour

Chris Ford 24.08.2009 @ 10:39am

The Clarifying Agent

Chris 24.08.2009 @ 10:16am

High Commissioner of the Hops.

Brewing Baron.

Hop Hero.

Craft Brewing Crusader.

Rod 24.08.2009 @ 10:11am

Future Alcoholic

Bob Hope 24.08.2009 @ 9:56am

Pretentious C*nt. Just say it directly...

graeme 23.08.2009 @ 10:11pm

beer jesus, you can wear sandals in the brewery and it can offend some people. Done!

Micke 23.08.2009 @ 7:16pm

Rebelhead. Director of controversy

ken wilkinson 23.08.2009 @ 7:15pm

Martin Dickie-The Brewdogsbollocksofalesmaster.

Vittorio, therinkery.blogspot.com 23.08.2009 @ 4:55pm

Hop Fiddler / Beer Architect / Morning Drinker

phil 23.08.2009 @ 2:06pm

See Ron Jeffries,
Chief Squeejee Operator and Master of Mischief

I have seen, Master Alchemist, Cleaning Supervisor, Bottling Machine Repair Artist, Failed Nuclear Scientist, Yeast Monkey... take one and use it...

Matt Gray 23.08.2009 @ 12:44pm

Brewing Maestro