Caption Competition 12: Stone Penguin

Caption Competition 12: Stone Penguin

Greg Koch (CEO and Co-founder of Stone Brewing Company) and BrewDog's James.

Win a bottle of TNP and Bismarck.  Huw Davies  won the Frame of Wonderment caption competition, email [email protected] with your address to claim your prize!

Good luck!

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Jonathan Tait 29.04.2010 @ 12:03pm
Bastards! Who filled my glass with walrus diarrhoea? Was it you? Yes, you with the shite hat on.
Alexander Bergenstråle 12.04.2010 @ 10:03am
PENGUIN MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Andreas Eriksson 07.04.2010 @ 8:21am
"Does my breath smell like fish?"
Arno Lepisk 03.04.2010 @ 11:44am
You might be stronger, but I am louder!
Dimitri Carrer 02.04.2010 @ 9:06pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! WE WON, DONT SALUTE THE BISMARCK!!!!!
Colin Sabia 01.04.2010 @ 2:57pm
I LOVE THIS JOB!!!
erick 31.03.2010 @ 10:21am
sorry, wrong blog :)
Erick (NL) 31.03.2010 @ 10:19am
Why waste your energy: remove the labels, replace them with penquin and bismarck labels and send them over to the portman group
Daniel Hartis 30.03.2010 @ 4:31pm
There are some things that even the great Morgan Freeman cant put into words. This is one of those things.
Andrew Madden 30.03.2010 @ 2:08am
Penguin suited prank-meister cant hide his unnatural phobia of saluting.
Douglas MacIntyre 30.03.2010 @ 1:37am
You are what you drink, and Ive just gone Nuclear!
anarchy999 29.03.2010 @ 7:06pm
i can see clearly now my ale is gone
Geoff 29.03.2010 @ 2:33pm
How many times do I have to tell you its KOCH not KOCK, how would you like it if I called you James TWAT!
Innes McCulloch 29.03.2010 @ 1:08pm
No matter how loud Pingu shouted the mad brewers hat was still louder!
kenneth wilkinson 29.03.2010 @ 11:54am
Not wanting to miss out on his favourite Brewdog beer the Giant red Moth had locked onto the Penguins throat
Kieran Wall 29.03.2010 @ 11:32am
Half a pint of TNP later...

James - My work here is done
Will 29.03.2010 @ 10:36am
I thought you said it was formal dress tonight?
anarchy999 29.03.2010 @ 9:11am
DRINK......FECK.....ARSE......WIMMIN.......
Don Trivisonno 29.03.2010 @ 5:28am
Penguins prefer powerful potations.
Tim Shaw 29.03.2010 @ 4:40am
Whats your damage son.
Joey Adams 29.03.2010 @ 3:52am
Doobie doobie doo...
Steve & Jim 29.03.2010 @ 3:41am
OHNO!! Penguins can sideward ejaculate!.......and drink beer!
Tony Halloin 29.03.2010 @ 3:09am
BrewDog James did not know The Penguin realized his true identity as Batman, until it was too late.
Barm 29.03.2010 @ 1:07am
That beer is small, but this one is far away.
Rob Fairs 28.03.2010 @ 10:11pm
The 21 Nun salute
danny ashton 28.03.2010 @ 9:59pm
P-p-p-p-pick up a pale ale.
Yvan Seth 28.03.2010 @ 9:16pm
Arrrrgh... ears are crunchy! *crunch*
Joey Bilotta 28.03.2010 @ 8:49pm
...moments before James learned the hard way not to unleash the Tactical Nuclear Penguin upon the simpleton Americans. Greg woke up the next mourning not knowing what happened, but with a full belly and a sudden desire to go to Scotland.
Joey Bilotta 28.03.2010 @ 8:28pm
...moments before James learned the hard way not to release the Tactical Nuclear Penguin upon simpleton Americans. Greg woke up the next mourning not know what happened, but with a full belly and a sudden desire to go to Scotland.
Christy Zail 28.03.2010 @ 6:45pm
You are standing on my flipper!!!!!
Michael Ferrari 28.03.2010 @ 6:33pm
Cry havoc and let slip the penguins of war!
Kyle Harvey 28.03.2010 @ 6:32pm
This is a formal occasion James, maybe you should penguin suit up next time!
Dan OLeary 28.03.2010 @ 5:54pm
SQUAWK!
Topher Mauerhan 28.03.2010 @ 5:46pm
Its going to be a loooooing night Batman!
Ross Macumber 28.03.2010 @ 5:29pm
We cant stop here, this is bat country!
richard boyden 28.03.2010 @ 5:06pm
Strong, Dark, Bold, Plenty of Character and Very Hoppy. The beer isnt bad either
Chris Mair 28.03.2010 @ 5:01pm
Thats Watt happens when you get a Penguin stoned
Susan Nisar 28.03.2010 @ 4:48pm
I ate his liver with some Pork Scratchings and a nice Stone Pale Ale pppppfffffaaaa!!
James Van Evera 28.03.2010 @ 4:28pm
Hey look! That penguin is trying to eat Ashton Kutcher!!
Judy Blomquist 28.03.2010 @ 4:28pm
James attempts to discuss the finer points of subtlety in Scottish marketing, but Greg is tragically deafened by his own patriotism.
Paul Kelly 28.03.2010 @ 4:24pm
Give me more beer, or your next, screamed the crazed penguin, he was out for frothy nectar!
Eric Stephens 28.03.2010 @ 4:19pm
Look, even a Peuman can do the Greg face, why cant you?
Mike Shelby 28.03.2010 @ 4:13pm
Give me the recipe or I shall devour you!
Andy Doonan 28.03.2010 @ 4:13pm
Maybe this guy in the penguin suit will go away if I ignore him.
Dan Curtis 28.03.2010 @ 4:08pm
The beer goggles after 2 of the world strongest beers still did not make this penguin attractive. James had had it up to here.
Andrew Clark 28.03.2010 @ 4:07pm
Now show me your James Face!
Todd Rivers 28.03.2010 @ 4:07pm
i guess you can take the penguin out of the wild, but you cant take the wild out of the penguin.
craig garvie 28.03.2010 @ 3:50pm
James was surprised at how much the waiter smelled of fish, and wished he wouldnt breath on him so much
Paul Sparrow 28.03.2010 @ 3:22pm
After a beer like that no one can blame you for wanting to taste another brewdog.
Gerard Lenaghan 28.03.2010 @ 2:40pm
Prepare for some regurgitated beer... you little shit.
shaun mcsweeny 28.03.2010 @ 2:33pm
ppppp piss off a penguin
shaun mcsweeny 28.03.2010 @ 2:30pm
when james asked for a tall bird with a big mouth an a fondness for beer this isnt quite what he expected
Philip Thompson 28.03.2010 @ 2:13pm
After the Christians hijacked March of the Penguins - this lill fella decided to showcase that penguins have no morals.
Joe Clark 28.03.2010 @ 2:04pm
Dogs for peace, Penguins for war!
Tom Sharp 28.03.2010 @ 1:35pm
A captain always downs his ship when the locals attack
Chris Price 28.03.2010 @ 1:21pm
Tipsy Nutty Penguin.
Christian Jul 28.03.2010 @ 1:15pm
YOU CALL THAT BEER? THIS IS THE COLOR OF BEER!
Daniel [Schnille och Schmak] 28.03.2010 @ 1:11pm
Assimilate!
Cartbozman 28.03.2010 @ 1:03pm
yes yes, Semper fi captain tartan, BUT YOURE STANDING ON MY SODDING FOOT!!!