If you’ve been keeping up-to-date with the very latest BrewDog news, views and reviews on Twitter then you’ll no doubt be familiar with our web-enabled, Tweet-tasic pooch Bracken. Both the brains and looks behind team BrewDog, Bracken’s tweets are a window into the life of a dog who barks about everything from beer to bobsleighs, the telly box to bandannas.

Been missing out all this time? Here’s a selection of Bracken’s top tweets. We’re sure they’ll leave you ‘wagging’ for more so remember to add Bracken at his very own dog-eared page - www.twitter/Brackenbrewdog - for more 140 characters-worth of daily doggy genius.

Here's just some of Bracken's top tweets to wet your whistle...

Bracken on the box:

“Animal Hospital should only be shown after the watershed. If I ever wake up to see Rolf Harris leaning over me, I know I'm in trouble”

Dogs may be lacking in opposable thumbs but this doesn’t stop Bracken getting his mitts on the remote. The likes of Animal Hospital, The Dog Whisper and Dog Borstal aren’t favourites with our pooch but when it comes to the likes of Antiques Roadshow and a healthy dose of afternoon Countdown action Bracken is all ears.


Bracken on beer:

"Our new beer Nanny State has more hops than a springer spaniel on a trampoline"

When we released our amplified low ABV beer, Nanny State, we did our darnedest to ensure low alcohol content didn’t detract from taste which is why this brew turned out to be a bit of hop monster. We couldn’t have described it better ourselves when Bracken describe Nanny State as being like a hyper hound givin' it laldee on the springs.

Bracken on knickers:

"Following this week's BrewDog Lingerie revelations, I'm making knickers a compulsory part of the company dress code"

Forget about the cat’s pyjamas, it’s all about the dog’s y-fronts. Following rumours that BrewDog were ‘anoraks with nae knickers’, Bracken took to his Twitter to clear up any misconceptions that the team were making beers whilst going commando. A limited edition range of BrewDog bloomers, pantalons, rompers and slacks will soon be available to buy from the online store in response to these allegations.



Bracken on technology:

"Still saddened by the false promise implied by SPAM emails. Are BEEF or VENSION emails available yet? For more refined taste buds?"

Bracken’s a pooch with an impeccable palette so it’s no surprise that disappointment ensued when he discovered that SPAM emails weren’t meat based. To try and remedy this we’ve promised Bracken a steak dinner and chips for every Tweet…no wonder our mutt isn’t shy to paws for thought on Twitter.



Bracken on fashion:

"If I wore those UGG boots, would that make me a dog in lamb's clothing? Like a wolf in sheep's, only friendlier & less sinister...?"

Personal stylist to James and the rest of the BrewDog gang, Bracken’s never short of clothing inspired tweets on everything from doggy dress sense to human fashion faux-pas. Don’t hesitate to tweet Bracken for fashion advice or stylish suggestions that could even rival those of the bastard love child of Gok Wan and - dare we say it - Trinny and Susannah.

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