Caption Competition 16: Lora Leigh

Caption Competition 16: Lora Leigh
Published - 30.11.2010 Comments (62)

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John Rolph 18.12.2010 @ 10:47pm
Hello, My name is Lora.
Eric Baumann 10.12.2010 @ 4:45am
That bitch has bite
Aaron Worthington 09.12.2010 @ 1:13pm
some beers need more than just your average bottle opener...Hardcore IPA is one of them
Johnny Howes 07.12.2010 @ 11:24am
Hardcore IPA: The only time it's ok for her to use her teeth
Simon Bridgwater 06.12.2010 @ 9:43am
Lora was no longer worried about damaging her teeth - her next dental checkup wasn't for another 12 months.
Si 05.12.2010 @ 9:20am
Bet you wish you were *this* Hardcore...(or: Some beers claim to hit the spot. Only one reaches the back of the throat)
Eric Baumann 03.12.2010 @ 11:11pm
Oral Sex just was never the same after this. I distinctly remember saying no teeth but she loves the scars.
john gray 02.12.2010 @ 11:26pm
bit late telling me its a screw top.
Richard Lindblad 02.12.2010 @ 9:45pm
BrewDog: Armed to the teeth.
Fredrik Magnusson 02.12.2010 @ 5:58pm
After some Hardcore IPA, the trashy blonde turns into a sassy brunette.
JK 02.12.2010 @ 11:26am
Mmmm ass to mouth now that's hardcore!
JK 02.12.2010 @ 11:25am
I wish this was a cock!
Matthew Lowe 02.12.2010 @ 12:57am
Seconds later there was blood, teeth and sick everywhere. Pop, fizz, her eye caught sight of the open bottle. She still savoured the taste... rode the rollercoaster... before rushing to A&E.
Luís Segura 01.12.2010 @ 9:05pm
Harcore IPA: Let Nothing Stop You.
richard boyden 01.12.2010 @ 7:35pm
Whats that? No bottle opener? Do it the Hardcore way, Punk!
john rolph 01.12.2010 @ 5:57pm
Do girls like Hard Core?You Betcha.
Johnny Be Good 01.12.2010 @ 9:37am
Lora was winning the battle to remove the brewdog top whilst the brewdog boys were nowhere to be seen when it came to removing Loras top
Big Worm 01.12.2010 @ 9:27am
You know when you've been hardcored!
david christie 01.12.2010 @ 9:20am
try the opener down below, it's got a better grip
Justin 01.12.2010 @ 7:52am
Hardcore IPA: The one load she'll be happy to swallow...
ryan mcarthur 01.12.2010 @ 2:53am
Damn girl! I said drink it don't bite it!!
Thomas 30.11.2010 @ 9:12pm
Hardcore. She'll take it the way she wants.
Nathaniel Southwood 30.11.2010 @ 8:37pm
Lora soon realised that performing fellatio on the bottle was not going to open it.
Colin McGregor 30.11.2010 @ 8:35pm
Even she can't write this shit...
ken wilkinson 30.11.2010 @ 7:27pm
The Deep Throat remake was a lot more Hardcore then the original
Chris D 30.11.2010 @ 6:08pm
Why be Punk, when you can be Hardcore!
Ben Wideman 30.11.2010 @ 5:16pm
Hardcore IPA - bottle opener not included.
caleb clark 30.11.2010 @ 4:33pm
Hardcore IPA - Imminent Pleaure Approaching
Iain Lyon 30.11.2010 @ 4:17pm
Hardcore IPA: That Brew Dog bite just got a little more Hardcore.
Paul Kelly 30.11.2010 @ 3:49pm
" My teeth open bottles, I break hearts."
Chris Schryer 30.11.2010 @ 3:29pm
Hardcore IPA; much less disappointing then Martin or James.
Sebastian 30.11.2010 @ 2:48pm
Hardcore IPA - When you're tired of the trashy blonde.
Erick 30.11.2010 @ 2:46pm
E P I C F A I Lshe just doesn't get it.
Hendrik Duerkop 30.11.2010 @ 2:14pm
hardcore al dente
Kim Odland 30.11.2010 @ 1:17pm
Our brand new Brewdog bottle opener. Hardcore Style!
Marcus 30.11.2010 @ 1:13pm
Beers with bite!...or...Bite me!
Roy 30.11.2010 @ 1:08pm
Once I get this top off and wrap my lips round it I dont stop till I've drunk every delicious drop.
stu 30.11.2010 @ 1:05pm
spunk ipa
Mark Cade 30.11.2010 @ 1:03pm
1/ BrewDog's new bottle opener was certainly proving more popular than the old key chain opener!2/ Lora Leigh - the Waiter's Friend3/ If you think this is impressive, you should see how I remove the cork from my bottle of AB:04!
Jim McCreadie 30.11.2010 @ 1:02pm
Get your gums round a hardcore!
Anthony H 30.11.2010 @ 1:01pm
Hardcore IPA: The most hardcore thing I've had in my mouth all day.
fluff 30.11.2010 @ 12:49pm
Give me the beer, I have something better for you to put in your mouth.
Paul H 30.11.2010 @ 12:40pm
To fully appreciate this Hardcore beauty, you have to take the top off.
Beer Hawk 30.11.2010 @ 12:10pm
Lora requires help removing her top - please form an orderly queue!
Dave H 30.11.2010 @ 11:49am
I want to be Scottish ...
Calum Murray 30.11.2010 @ 11:48am
1) Hardcore IPA. 9.2% alcohol. 100% awesome!2) Hardcore IPA. Clunge magnet.
Paul Hendry 30.11.2010 @ 11:33am
Stiff, Hard and Slides down easy!!!
Ang... 30.11.2010 @ 11:18am
a) I'd rather lose a tooth than a finger on my Brew Dog key chain opener...b) Unlike the rest of the world, in Scotland the tooth fairy leaves bottles of Brew Dog...
R Walker 30.11.2010 @ 11:15am
Lora was just about to give head (in an entirely non-sexual way)
Mark Illingworth 30.11.2010 @ 11:07am
I don't spit this.
Andreas 30.11.2010 @ 11:05am
BrewDogs Hardcore IPA - Bottleopener not included!
Barry Conlon 30.11.2010 @ 11:05am
the beer is so awesome that even the bottle tastes good!
Sam Newell 30.11.2010 @ 11:00am
She just loves the "pale ale"
Alistair Lane 30.11.2010 @ 10:59am
Hardcore IPA - Crack one out.
Sam Parker 30.11.2010 @ 10:55am
Either:Hardcore IPA - the tastiest thing I've had in my mouth recentlyorHardcore IPA - Hard to open but worth the dentist bill
Andy Young 30.11.2010 @ 10:51am
XXXCore
Dan Robertson 30.11.2010 @ 10:48am
Hardcore IPA - the only beer recommended by dentists.
magicdave6 30.11.2010 @ 10:47am
Win on all fronts.
The Ormskirk Baron 30.11.2010 @ 10:46am
GRENADE!!!!
Rob Fairs 30.11.2010 @ 10:46am
I can also catch bullets with my teeth.
Steve Ironside 30.11.2010 @ 10:45am
"I am the original Hardcore bottle opener!"
Kris Ball 30.11.2010 @ 10:43am
My hobby : Sneaking into peoples houses and hiding their bottle openers