Caption Competition 17: World's Smallest Protest

Caption Competition 17: World's Smallest Protest

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  • I vote for Air Max Shoes 21.03.2011
  • Oompa loompa dippity doo, I've got a bottle of Punk for you.
    Hardcore, Tokyo, Paradox too.
    I'm a superior drinker than you!

    "Lemme at em', lemme at 'em!"
  • How far away is he?
    Dave East22.03.2011
  • "We, Brew Dog, kinda like controversy, not big ones though, just small things that make us feel we are supposed to be different..."
    Éric Michaud22.03.2011
  • Ohhh our undercover patrol is tomorow?....
  • Why do policemen wear funny hats?
    Because they're all f**king c*nts
  • A.C.A.B - Avoid Choosing Average Beer
  • Sidshow Bob discovers BrewDog
  • A big mouth doesn't need a big body.
    Ingemar Jansson21.03.2011
  • Less is less.
    Ingemar Jansson21.03.2011
  • Using a Chinese one-child policy makes no sense, united kingdom should instead introduce a one meter policy.
    Ingemar Jansson21.03.2011
  • We are now going to war in a country which seems to be experiencing nba shoes a civil war. It is also a country that greeted air max shoes the mastermind of the PanAm terrorist attack as a national hero. Finally, we are once basketball shoes again going cheap basketball shoes to war without a declaration of war. While the Framers were quite clear about the need for a declaration, we are once again simply circumventing that inconvenient principle.
    air max shoes21.03.2011
    JOHN ELLWOOD21.03.2011
  • Chief Inspector Corner Of The Yard glared at the murderer, a hardcore punk that Daily Mail readers would forever regard as something of a paradox. It was true. Snow White was dead. Corner Of The Yard snapped at the dwarf "So! Are you Happy?"
    Pete Gerrard20.03.2011
  • short stature punk avoids long arm of the law
  • "Oi, Bill. Check out the booty on that beast eh!"
    Nathaniel Southwood19.03.2011
  • A little punk goes a long way
  • "How do, Mr Lemon!"
    Will Mill19.03.2011
  • Despite cutbacks the MET show that they can still react at short notice
  • #1: Who is this Joker?
    #2: Dunno, just be thankful it's not that bloody penguin again.
  • Try Brewdog for something a little punk!
    Ben H19.03.2011
  • Pint size protestor looking at Ale sentence schooner rather than later.
    David Bishop19.03.2011
  • Don't bottle it all up or you'll get the can!
  • "size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? You should not"
    f***ing yoda19.03.2011
  • "size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? You should not"
    f***ing yoda19.03.2011
  • Brewdog James, came close to revealing his true identity, when he sent his mini clone on undercover mission.
    Luckily the plod didn't notice and plan for world domination cotinues un-hindered. Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ian Prise19.03.2011
  • After failed attempts at internet dating and lonely hearts columns our guy decides to try some more unconventional methods to get a date.
    richard boyden19.03.2011
  • Scotland Yard? More like Scotland Two Foot.
  • "Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies"
    F***ing Mother Teresa18.03.2011
  • Be small. Drink BIG.
  • Micropenis support group hold robot-dancing competition to promote their plans for expansion.
  • 3 Vs 1... 2/3 wins!
    D. Rodriguez18.03.2011
  • If at first you dont succeed... give up and have a beer!
    Iain C18.03.2011
  • Guy second from left "Do you think he is all in proportion?"
    Peter G18.03.2011
  • "Hmm, how are we going to infiltrate this one?"
  • Bracken? Of course I've met Bracken, he's signing my cheque. Bit of an armpit sniffer though.
    Ian Prise18.03.2011
  • Move along Halfpint, no schooners to see here.
  • Move along move along very little to see here!
    Edd Cracknell18.03.2011
  • PC Phil Mitchell was a huge sex pistols fan, but was Johhny Rotten always so small, or just very far away?
    Ed Beech18.03.2011
  • "What the punk!"
    Alex Armstrong18.03.2011
  • "I was wondering if you and your boyfriend fancied a third?"
    Nick J18.03.2011
  • I've only got this gig for a week. Any jobs going with you guys? I heard they no longer have a height requirement. Haircut? Na forget it there's no way I'm getting a haircut.
    Ian Prise18.03.2011
  • "This is not fair: Theý are big and I am small (bber)"
  • also available in full pints.
    Stuart R18.03.2011
  • "So you think throwing a Limpet Phone at me is funny eh?"
    Nigel Bevan18.03.2011
  • World's shortest protest - 'P...'
    Richard Wilson18.03.2011
  • Small but powerfull!
    Jørn Idar Kvig18.03.2011
  • "A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history."

  • Lord Reid shows his support during Mark McGhee's first day on the beat.
    Duncan Fisher18.03.2011
  • The police had to explain to protestors against Cameron's 'Big Society' that is not an exclusionary practice against people of restricted growth, but rather an excuse for the Tories to fuck the little guy.
  • Warning! Keep hands covered this punk bites!
    Adam Hynard18.03.2011
  • short by the fuzz
    Guy H18.03.2011
  • Quality can't be mesured by size or volume... but two-thirds of BrewDog is pure perfection.
    Tiernan Duthie18.03.2011
  • The MET finally finds a protest so small even they canít fuck it up.
  • And since that day The Sex Pistols were never played at the Wonka Factory again!
    Kipp Hollingsworth18.03.2011
  • Will hold sign for a beer. Will dye mane red for a case.
    Amber DeGrace18.03.2011
  • Mr. Snuffleupagus' small cousin stands tall for Brewdog
    Todd Graham18.03.2011
  • Short protest - tall opinion
    Small protest - big opinion
  • The new Geriatric Division is deployed to keep the peace and discourage any fun whatsoever. Over heard: "Keep it down in there! Feh, these youngsters nowadays!"
    Horst Draper18.03.2011
  • "Met demonstrates new portable mini-kettle."
    The Beer Nut18.03.2011
  • William Hague in "hair restorer side effects" shock!
    Guy Clapperton18.03.2011
  • The new special Police constable seems to have settled in very well on the beat outside brewdog HQ
    uncle wilco18.03.2011

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