Caption Competition 19

Caption Competition 19

This was an out-take from The End of History v-blog!


We decided to award joint winners of the previous caption competition http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/caption-competition-18

...When the barmaid said 'grab any pair you want' Eric knew he made the right choice.

christopher thompson     31.05.2011

I got 77 problems but a beer ain't one...

Steven Bradley     29.05.2011

Please email james@brewdog.com to claim your prizes!

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  • Ride like the wind or we're going to play hide the salami again !!
    Neil Lawrence21.06.2011
  • Please fasten your Lederhosen!
    Ed Young21.06.2011
  • brewdogs charge of the keg brigade was an unconventional entrance to this years gbbf!!
  • I'm a wizard! Do you see my magic wand?
    Pasi Aapala21.06.2011

    (Bowmore drinkin makes for good caption writin')
  • RUN FRITZ RUN, I shall spank you with ze baguette if you do not run like ze wind!
    Die Portman Group ist on mein tailen!!

    You shall not pass mother-hubards!
  • At last CAMRA says yes!

    (Campaign Against Martin Running Away)
  • The fear grew in Martin as he realised it wasnt the sausage that was digging in to his back!!!!
    Garry Smith20.06.2011
  • Sausage jousting - a sport for punks
    Chris Tudor20.06.2011
  • All I need to take down the Germans is this convincing disguise, a big sausage and my mighty steed.
    Richard Boyden20.06.2011
  • We must put an end to this environmental-unfriendly-plastic surrounding our sausages...
    Janne Gunnarsson20.06.2011
  • Is that a sausage in your hand or are you just....oh, never mind.
    Steve Armstrong20.06.2011
  • The Sausage Empire Strikes Back!
    Defend yourself by "The End of History" or die!
    Yuri Katunin20.06.2011
  • Winners of the German Sausage Joust at BeerFest '11, James and Martin du a victory round waving their sausage at the crowd
    Magnus Nevstad20.06.2011
  • Craftwork?
    Rick Furzer20.06.2011
  • There was fear in his eyes, and it prooved he would not be wrong...
    Janne Gunnarsson20.06.2011
  • "i didnt sign up for this shit,"
  • "This will make a good photo for the caption competition"
  • Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    Scott Liddell20.06.2011
  • there was only one clear favorite for the sausage jockey stakes at Newmarket this year!
  • james forgot that bruce turned into sausage ninja in the precence of Barney the purple dinosaur
    Toni Craig20.06.2011
  • With his mighty meat sword in hand, the rider marched on with some loony on his back holding a sausage.
    Philip Stephen20.06.2011
  • Meanwhile, in Germany . . . .
    Joseph Dyson20.06.2011
  • The Germans were crowned new world champions of the underground, but honourbale sport of wurst jousting
    J T Sanwick19.06.2011
  • After sinking the bismark, The 5am saint rode onward to victory in Tokyo. This was surely the end of history as we knew it.
    J T Sanwick19.06.2011
  • despite being mounted from behind by a german with a big sausage, Martin was more concerned with the loss of his brand new hat.
    Douglas Jordan19.06.2011
  • You can't get better than a wurst-wielding whipper!
  • Send sausage, beer and a bumboy
    Warren Zevon18.06.2011
  • Faster you fool, or you'll taste my sausage
    Kevin Magennis18.06.2011
  • Wir müssen mit dem Fleisch Taktstock zu entkommen!
    Nathaniel Southwood18.06.2011
  • The audition for A Knights Tale didn't go down too well....
  • Living the dream
  • Run Martin! Not only have we sunk the Bismarck, I've stolen their Holy Bradwurst as well...
  • I've got the look, now I just need the Braveheart speech!
  • with james martin always feared the wurst
    shaun mcsweeney17.06.2011
  • At Last zwe have found the paintin " Ze fallen Madonna wiz tha Big Boobies"
    Ian Jukes17.06.2011
  • Wurst ever Version of "Its a KNock out"
    Ian Jukes17.06.2011
  • Wurst. Competition. Ever.
  • Herr Martin! I made you a statue of the Fuhrer's wife out of zis sausague! Guess what! It's not so good. In fact...

    It's the wurst Eva...
    Chris V17.06.2011
  • i'm off to see the wizard. the wonderful wizard of oz
    coty yamato17.06.2011
  • Faster bitch or you will lose more than your hat next time!!!
    Mark McLean17.06.2011
  • James' enthusism was not matched by his trusty steed, Martin, who had grown tired of being repeatedly whipped by a large german sausage.
  • Faster Wolfgang, don't let that penguin get away!!!
    Mark Richards17.06.2011
  • This is why Tommy needed protection from 'zee Germans'
    Jamie Phillips17.06.2011
  • whats the bratwurst that can happen
    shaun mcsweeney17.06.2011
  • What's the wurst that can happen?
    Christian Scheffel17.06.2011
  • "Now then Martin, fancy a game of hide the sausage love?"
  • Having munched all of the German Sausage, all that was left was Saucisson Sec...x
  • Having munched all of the German Sausage, all that was left was left Saucisson Sec...x
  • James was never quite the same after the Germany Incident.
    Nathaniel Southwood17.06.2011
  • I've got sausage, this is sausage!...smell my sausage you mutha!
  • Although the worst was yet to come, Dave already knew this was a game of 'hide the sausage' he'd never forget.
    Dan Close17.06.2011
  • The bratwurst in James' hand wasn't the only one that concerned Martin.
    Michael Bates17.06.2011
  • This isn't the bavarian sauasage I was hoping for
    Michael Richardson17.06.2011
  • You can take our strongest beer award, but you can never take...OUR SAUSAGESSSS!!!!!!!
  • James had never felt quite as big a dick......
  • For Brewhan, we ride!

    Like, for Rohan? I feel it fits with JAmes' wizard hat.

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