27.09.2011

Caption Competition 21

Caption Competition 21

Invest in BrewDog at www.brewdog.com/equityforpunks

Weclome to our latest caption competition. The best caption will win £95 worth of shares in BrewDog and a BrewDog T-shirt. Good luck.

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Comments

  • Congratulations to Iain Louden, the winner with "Fuck this shit"
    James, BrewDog06.10.2011
  • Go ahead Punk, make my Dei.

    www.johnmedd.blogspot.com
    John Medd02.10.2011
  • it's the Lord words
    InCervesioFelicitas01.10.2011
  • You ain't getting nun!
    groodt01.10.2011
  • Lord. I am in conflict. I am having nun of this trashy blonde but am I really to reject the dogma and turn my back on the 5am saint?
    Hells01.10.2011
  • Nun can compare !
    SashDog01.10.2011
  • Brewdog - Redefining abbey ale.
    Orgastronomisk01.10.2011
  • When it comes to beer Brewdog are the mother superior
    mario8830.09.2011
  • - no i prefer Hardcore
    Swede30.09.2011
  • Fuck this shit.
    Iain Louden30.09.2011
  • "Mother Superior, we've found out that one of the nuns has a case of syphilis!"

    "Good, I was getting sick of drinking Brew Dog all the time!"
    bollandinho30.09.2011
  • A nun was pouring out bottles of lager naked one day. There was a knock at the door, "who is it?" she said. "It's the blind man" came the reply.

    She called the man to enter because after all, he was blind so it didn't matter she was naked.

    "Nice tits love, where do you want your blinds?"
    willangus30.09.2011
  • Sister acting crazy
    mrtomwebster30.09.2011
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    buzzingstreet30.09.2011
  • This one's for all my fallen sisters
    Stew30.09.2011
  • i dont make a 'habit' of this
    father ted30.09.2011
  • It's a race, It's a race, oh God which one will win?! Well that's the last of the cider father, think i'll go a 5am Saint!
    Thommohawk29.09.2011
  • Jesus turned water into wine. This religious lady is turning bland lager into craft beer. Who needs Jesus?
    Rich Y29.09.2011
  • Brewdog WISHES their beer had a legacy that included nuns and monks.

    Lets makes fun of german beer and then copy all their advertising anyway. Wankers
    Freddy Star29.09.2011
  • we drink 'nun' eh that pish here, get me a bitch pleeeeeeese !!!!!
    the pope29.09.2011
  • A Tactical Nuclear Penguin goes on strike.
    Shatners Bassoon29.09.2011
  • Sister Geraldine saw a blinding light, it was an angel. The angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Geraldine for God grants you flavour, not flavourless. Aroma, not stench. Crafted, not crafty and it shall be called, Brewdog."
    Chris D29.09.2011
  • God's Will be done.....the punk way....Brewdog
    jimlee6529.09.2011
  • Brewdog - unCONVENTionally good beers!
    BeerHawk29.09.2011
  • BrewNun Is Stern...Stern But Fair
    berry2129.09.2011
  • Cleanse Thy Ales Of Sin
    berry2129.09.2011
  • BrewDog's missionary work continues apace.
    BeerMeDo29.09.2011
  • Brew Nun Shows No Mercy
    berry2129.09.2011
  • "Hey punk! you do love the Virgin Mary,
    don't you?"
    Sam29.09.2011
  • "in punks we trust"
    Sam29.09.2011
  • Sorry mine should have been

    and the 11th commandment came forth. 'Thou shall worship no other beer than Brewdog'!
    Craig Buchan29.09.2011
  • Rather hardcore stuff than holy shit.
    Insbeerator29.09.2011
  • Woship not - these inferior liquids... Brewdog's gonna save your soul!
    CrossBones29.09.2011
  • I told you nuns don't swallow.
    Regan28.09.2011
  • Mother Teresa touched me...

    ...and her message was Brewdog!
    Afrowmask28.09.2011
  • The nun and only BrewDog.
    jenhepburn28.09.2011
  • .........and 1 for my homies
    T J Sanwick28.09.2011
  • Ingrid didn't want to waste any brewdog covering up her incontinence accident...
    Nacho28.09.2011
  • Forgive them lord. They no not what they brew.
    the chefinator28.09.2011
  • And God said: there shall be light, but the Black Tokyo Horizon were to strong and continued to cover the world in delicious darkness. Sacrifice the tasteless malt of the world, for there is only one God and that God is a Dog.
    JoelDunder28.09.2011
  • "and on the 7th day god did kick back with a tasty brewdog and it was good"
    Drew Sharp28.09.2011
  • I exercize these deamons! May the power of christ compel you to drink BrewDog instead.
    Tiernan Duthie28.09.2011
  • Lost Souls can be saved!
    Clara7828.09.2011


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    lukegarden99928.09.2011
  • Mary had a little dram, its yeast was *hite and slow;
    lukegarden99928.09.2011
  • So long, farewell
    Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
    to substandard beers, Hello to BrewDog!
    Clara7828.09.2011
  • Well, it's nun for the money,
    Two for the show,
    Three to get ready,
    Now go, cat, go.

    But don't you step on my brew dog beers.
    You can do anything but lay off of my brew dog beers.

    Nic28.09.2011
  • If you are going to break an oath, make sure you have a good reason. Amen.
    Tiernan Duthie28.09.2011
  • and the 11th commandment came through. 'Thou shall worship no other beer than Brewdog'!
    Craig Buchan28.09.2011
  • conversion to faith!
    Sam28.09.2011
  • "All beers cant be blessed"
    MartinP28.09.2011
  • Mary had prayed all week for her Brewdog delivery to come in tact, only to find that DHL had replaced broken 'My Name Is Ingrid' with substandard dross
    Mike Cox28.09.2011
  • "Wonder if a lightning will strike when I start to pour the good ones..."
    HR28.09.2011
  • And on the third day he said "Let there be taste"... Thus came forth the BrewDog, and he saw that it was good.
    mcarr28.09.2011
  • That bastard promised me wine!!
    Iaiz28.09.2011
  • No other Beers before BrewGod... (Dog I mean)

    or

    Forgive me BrewGod for I have sinned

    or

    Growlers in the 16th century
    Tim Robson28.09.2011
  • Brewdog - Delightfully sinful
    triballus28.09.2011
  • Mary Money pouring one out for the real foamies
    Rawson28.09.2011
  • BrewDog beers are the best Bar Nun
    richard boyden28.09.2011
  • Even blind nuns choose Brew Dog.
    HorstDraper28.09.2011
  • "No beer allowed in the dorms! This is the last of it. I've poured out the BrewDog already."
    HorstDraper28.09.2011
  • this ones for my dead homies
    wiley8228.09.2011
  • "Hang on lads, I'll be up with the good stuff as soon as I dispose of this swill."
    HorstDraper28.09.2011
  • 'Holy Golden Showers, Brewdog'! - after 1960's Adam West as Batman. Kerpow!!!
    Doosan Babcock28.09.2011
  • Drink Brewdog - anything else is just a bad habit....
    RichW28.09.2011
  • Sisters are doin' it for themselves
    PK28.09.2011
  • Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none. Until beer of superior quality appears on a barrel infront of a nun
    Magnus m28.09.2011
  • Although it may seem like a paradox, even a saint can be a punk for some Brewdog, amen.
    Deren K28.09.2011
  • and the heathen ales of old were gathered up and disposed of as they had been deemed unworthy of being in the presence of the truly righteous ale
    JoeBrewing28.09.2011
  • 10 out of 10 nuns prefer brewdog
    philther28.09.2011
  • This is my NUNNY STATEment!
    Kikki28.09.2011
  • A Slightly-Less-Than-Tactical Nuclear Penguin.
    dan27828.09.2011
  • PisswaSSer - Made from the urine of Bavarian nuns.
    MartinB28.09.2011
  • To hell with this abomination, bring me a Brew Dog
    Dave Hoffman28.09.2011
  • lord give me strength
    skellingtoncrew28.09.2011
  • give me strength
    skellingtoncrew28.09.2011
  • You have opened my eyes. In Brewdog I trust, I have found my shepherd. None other shall ever put me back into the path of tasteless, mass produced satanic beers.
    TheIndianTonic28.09.2011
  • I can't stand this bland beer no more, the light of god is before me
    CalUK198628.09.2011
  • I can't stand this bland beer anymore, the light of god is before me
    CalUK198628.09.2011
  • No more of this Nun's piss for my girls! We're going Hardcore!
    Gimberelli28.09.2011
  • If this is the way you treat your beers, it's no wonder you have so few!
    St. Teresa of Avila28.09.2011
  • Water into wine was obviously simpler than crap beer into good beer.
    adh28.09.2011
  • It's either Ingrid or nothing!
    Basunen28.09.2011
  • Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
    perspicacityCorruption28.09.2011
  • Nun's the word.
    bicycleshorts28.09.2011
  • The monks will be Trappistoff
    Wildman28.09.2011
  • And on the 4th day.....God did cast out bad beer.....
    Boomtown28.09.2011
  • ' I offer this sacrifice to the brew dog gods, please protect us from the evil brewers '
    alex5328.09.2011
  • Our Brewery who art in Fraserburgh
    Brewdog be thy name
    Thy craft beer come
    thy will be done in Hardcore
    as it is in Tokyo*
    Give us this day our Punk IPA
    and forgive us our cheap generic liquid cardboard
    as we forgive those who cheap generic liquid cardboard aganist us
    and lead us not into Stella
    but deliver us from Tennents
    for thine is the 5AM Saint
    the Trashy and the Zeitgeist
    for ever and ever
    Brac-ken
    iprise28.09.2011
  • Nuclear Penguin tactics revealed.
    ploppythesausage28.09.2011
  • 'Brew Nun'
    jlow28.09.2011
  • Give me punk or the saints will be the first to go !!
    Scott Murray28.09.2011
  • Thou shall not spill
    Desmodus28.09.2011
  • The devils successrate skyrocketed after discovering Brewdog
    Not Blank!28.09.2011
  • "Jesus That Tactical Nuclear Penguin makes you do some weird sh*t."
    BPalmert28.09.2011
  • Dust Thou Art, and Unto Dust Shalt Thou Return... Genesis 3:19
    str0mma28.09.2011
  • and the lord said cast ye evil into the earth and partake the sweet nectar of the brew dog!
    danlafferty28.09.2011
  • Formerly popular abbey brewers move into the novelty skipping rope business.
    Pauly28.09.2011
  • Genesis - And God saw Brewdog craft beer, that it was good: and God divided the good beer from the piss...
    Daniel Rodriguez28.09.2011
  • Abstrakt and Bitch Please and Paradox and Penguins... these are a few of my favourite things!
    Alan Russell28.09.2011
  • Divine inspiration had provided the answer to the japanese knotweed problem clogging the brewery yard gravel
    Jonesian28.09.2011
  • A divine revelation
    Daniel Rodriguez28.09.2011
  • If I am going to sin, might as well do it in style. First, off with the dishwater...
    HR28.09.2011
  • Despite the absence of comedy drinking breasts, the competition was declared tasteless and returned from whence it came
    Jonesian28.09.2011
  • "Tour willing has been fulfilled"
    Palme28.09.2011
  • "Ale Mary"
    James H28.09.2011
  • You know, I'm not sure this jetpack's any good at all.
    Hank28.09.2011
  • "Thou shalt not worship false idols"
    Stephanos28.09.2011
  • Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
    Johnny Mac28.09.2011
  • Break the habit
    @aka_franklin28.09.2011
  • Habit-ual offenders in the canon of tastelessness.
    steveainger28.09.2011
  • Sisters are brewin' it for themselves.
    PeWi28.09.2011
  • "We'll have nun of that!"
    guyhoneymoon28.09.2011
  • 'Even god loves Brewdog"
    KevBaptist28.09.2011
  • The Power of Zeitgeist Compels You!
    EuanDClark28.09.2011
  • "I'll be damned, my prayers were answered"
    Beermastiff28.09.2011
  • Zombie nun pours beer on feet
    BenH28.09.2011
  • They said she couldn't even organise a piss-up in a nunnery. They were wrong.
    Carter18228.09.2011
  • ''Would you not prefer a nice cup of tea Father?''.
    Martin28.09.2011
  • Nun of that pish.
    Fizzgig28.09.2011
  • Sister Act 3: Changing Habits
    Thisisskin28.09.2011
  • The sister felt it was her duty to discard of the unholy water.
    Tank28.09.2011
  • Sacrifice
    kumpiseta28.09.2011
  • Forgive them Lord, for they know not how to brew.
    Mark R28.09.2011
  • I'm on a mission from dog!
    Phil E28.09.2011
  • Nun Do It Better
    Cadeus28.09.2011
  • ...Im dying for a piss.
    R1G Dan28.09.2011
  • Thank you BrewDog, for now I have seen the light.
    hebra7828.09.2011
  • Fornicators!
    SJW28.09.2011
  • Pouring some out for my homie Jesus....But not the good stuff.
    Gregor R28.09.2011
  • Time for a new habit.
    Chris D28.09.2011
  • And the lord spake: "Cast away the ale of old and bring forth the brew of the hound" . And the lord was right.
    MattG28.09.2011
  • "Thou shalt not partake in graven beverages"
    a_gnome28.09.2011
  • Well, it was "God knows why"
    G.D.
    Dog28.09.2011
  • Never trust a non tactical nuclear penguin!
    d-f-robertson@hotmail.co.uk28.09.2011
  • THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!!!
    Steven P28.09.2011
  • "God know why"
    Dog28.09.2011
  • non-craft beer...there'll be NUN of that
    Mike C28.09.2011
  • "there'll be no drinking on my shift!"
    Jahnzilla28.09.2011

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