Caption Competition 23

Caption Competition 23
Published - 20.02.2012 Comments (115)

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Mildchildsteve 24.02.2012 @ 9:19pm
I wish I was drinking a cask beer.
BH92 23.02.2012 @ 3:56pm
WARNING!!!This is what that 18 year old, stripper, nympho you are chatting to online actually looks like!Still fancy a date with her?
Pete Howard, Nottm 23.02.2012 @ 12:36pm
Beware !!!This man is trying to sell you strong beer.
Mark J 23.02.2012 @ 11:10am
There are some things money can’t buy.For everything else there’s Punk IPA.
Mark J 23.02.2012 @ 11:07am
Punked Again
Stephanos 23.02.2012 @ 9:26am
One truly will have an anus horriblus after this curry and gallon of punk.
Mario R 22.02.2012 @ 10:33pm
Punk-IPA, not for the girlie types
Yuri Orm Katunin 22.02.2012 @ 5:21pm
'—and just take his head off outside,' the Queen added to one of the officers, 'He did not finish our beer'
Erick 21.02.2012 @ 7:58pm
Meril Streep really did deserve that Oscar for impersonating Maggy T.
Jimbeaux 21.02.2012 @ 7:53pm
The morning after the night before.
Alexander W 21.02.2012 @ 4:48pm
BrewDog. Because Im worth it..
Alexander W 21.02.2012 @ 4:46pm
Its well known that beer is a great hair conditioner. I find BrewDog gives me body AND shine...its just SO manageable.
hellboy 21.02.2012 @ 12:56pm
The Hair, the Glasses, the Smoking and the Drinking. All can be forgiven.But the Curtain material....Noooooooo
ed beech 21.02.2012 @ 11:59am
John Hannah took method acting to the next level
Fraser C 21.02.2012 @ 11:57am
After several weeks, and a couple of vats of PUNK (not to mention the growler of Bismark....) the dress felt right.
Steve Armstrong 21.02.2012 @ 10:53am
"To fulfill a lifelong dream to snag himself a racist Greek man, Martin looked to the only other person he knew who'd done it for inspiration."
fingerandthumb 21.02.2012 @ 9:25am
It takes a real PUNKING man to wear a cardi like this!
xxxX 21.02.2012 @ 9:11am
Hes not the messiah !Hes just a very naughty boy.
GBH 21.02.2012 @ 9:08am
If Jesus was amongst us.How would we know ?
mico 21.02.2012 @ 8:56am
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED BREWDOG.........AND IT WAS GOOD....... AND MAN REJOICED ....wait for it....wait for it....wait for it........................HALLELUIAH
lauratink 21.02.2012 @ 8:30am
It seemed product placement had finally for the better of Simon Cowell
ianprise 21.02.2012 @ 7:31am
Can someone get one a bottle opener and a pint glass. This teku doesn't hold enough!
\m/ \m/ 21.02.2012 @ 1:24am
on-line dating......it's the future !!!!!
col666 21.02.2012 @ 12:04am
Evidence of Prince Andrews wild night in the Broch 30 years ago finally come to light!!!
Blaise M 20.02.2012 @ 10:07pm
Anypunk Got a Match ?
john r 20.02.2012 @ 9:54pm
To Hell with poverty. We'll just get drunk on good beer.
dhamilton 20.02.2012 @ 8:25pm
"Would you like to fill one's growler with Punk?"
mary chain 20.02.2012 @ 8:23pm
in one hand i hold a beer............in the other, i hold my growler......
Andy T 20.02.2012 @ 8:16pm
If you turn this picture upside down, squint your eyes and stare at the screen for a few minutes.... You struggled with this particular caption just as much as me.
John S 20.02.2012 @ 8:08pm
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, But brewdog knows I'm in Miss Selfridge underwear now...I was looking for a job, and then I found a jobAnd brewdog knows I'm in Miss Selfridge underwear now..."Brewdog remix The Smiths for Manchester opening night...
Martin M 20.02.2012 @ 7:50pm
After another day of trying to avoid the Duke of Edinburgh saying something racist, the Queen likes to relax with and reminisce with a beer of which it gets it's name from an old empire of Royal Britania, not just any India Pale Ale, A PUNK INDIA PALE ALE! HUZZAH!
Niall L 20.02.2012 @ 7:24pm
I asked for an ashtray you idiot! And no, you can't touch my growler.
Jamie B 20.02.2012 @ 7:07pm
"We've kidnapped Alex Zane & Brewdog beer is like all the rest.... wrong on both counts!"
francescaH 20.02.2012 @ 6:59pm
Hardcorgi IPA is new to the core range this year
mikecox 20.02.2012 @ 6:56pm
Beaglejuice, Beaglejuice, Beaglejuice
Trad Sandwick 20.02.2012 @ 6:53pm
the queen lamentsthe tax on high strength beers, nobody is left unaffected.
nacho 20.02.2012 @ 6:29pm
A year after the Royal Wedding, Kate looked in the mirror and wondered where it all went wrong...
Yuri Orm Katunin 20.02.2012 @ 6:27pm
I am tired of my voice, the voice of Esau. My kingdom for a drink. Nectar imagine it drinking electricity.
Yuri Orm Katunin 20.02.2012 @ 6:13pm
How saith Zarathustra? Deine Kuh Trübsal melkest Du. Nun Trinkst Du die süsse Milch des Euters. See! it displodes for thee in abundance. Drink, man, an udderful! Mother's milk, Purefoy, the milk of human kin, milk too of those burgeoning stars overhead rutilant in thin rainvapour, punch milk, such as those rioters will quaff in their guzzling den, milk of madness, the honeymilk of Canaan's land. Drink that, citizen!
Jan L 20.02.2012 @ 6:08pm
Dog save the queen.
Alan M 20.02.2012 @ 6:02pm
"Ah, the breakfast of kings - Fraserburgh style!"
Yuri Orm Katunin 20.02.2012 @ 6:01pm
Doctor James says: Three times a day after meal
Alan1903 20.02.2012 @ 5:59pm
"The breakfast of kings - Fraserburgh style"
Isayer 20.02.2012 @ 5:06pm
What you looking at punk?
cbuchan 20.02.2012 @ 4:21pm
Scottish Head of State required. Apply within!
Tiernan 20.02.2012 @ 4:19pm
Maybe it was the beer talking but since dave bought his new HD tv the Queens speech seemed somewhat changed.
Toni H 20.02.2012 @ 3:55pm
And with one sip Andy soon realized that taking over the world had went from improbable to inevitable!!!(insert any name you wish)
Toni 20.02.2012 @ 3:46pm
And with one sip Andy soon realized that taking over the world had went from improbable to inevitable!!!(insert any name you wish)
michael s 20.02.2012 @ 3:14pm
After the demise of the traditional pint glass, we have a look at how one member of FotPG (Friends of the Pint Glass) is adapting to the new measures.
@TheDavisDiet 20.02.2012 @ 2:23pm
Punk save the Queen / God save the Punk!
anthony k 20.02.2012 @ 2:10pm
DO i look like i drink f*****g carling black label
Peel & Stick 20.02.2012 @ 1:42pm
They sad eh'd experience a hoppy sensation, am nea hoppy!
Peel & Stick 20.02.2012 @ 1:33pm
They sad eh'd experience a was hoppy sensation, am nea hoppy!
Jake S 20.02.2012 @ 1:13pm
"But they told me it was 2 for 1 on beer cocktails for ladies night..."
Monty 20.02.2012 @ 1:12pm
Royal Senility Performance - contains a healthy dose of dementia
Mike L 20.02.2012 @ 1:09pm
Intense personal assistant
Angela82 20.02.2012 @ 12:29pm
"I can't wait until this promotion is over, I'd kill for a pint of John Smiths."
Dreadedman 20.02.2012 @ 12:12pm
Be gone paupers, its drinking time.
NixEre 20.02.2012 @ 12:06pm
Punk ? I thought you said PINK ...
netscr33n 20.02.2012 @ 11:30am
Regardless of, it always comes back to good beer and cigarettes.
Mevans 20.02.2012 @ 11:24am
Brewdog - A hair of the dog with class
CHRIS R 20.02.2012 @ 11:06am
"Two queens entered the brewery, only one survived!"
Glen M 20.02.2012 @ 10:34am
Just doing my patriotic duty on extra holidays, whenever HRH demands.
[email protected] 20.02.2012 @ 10:25am
Do NOT call me Sugartits...
Jiimies 20.02.2012 @ 10:24am
Should the shoulder pads be any bigger than this, even a Punk can't save yar ass...
mico 20.02.2012 @ 10:15am
After 10 pints of punk........ Would you do her ?
Matt C 20.02.2012 @ 10:09am
The Queen sparked up a Regal, sat down and gently opened her Growler...
Marco D 20.02.2012 @ 9:59am
Smoking Hot.
mark h 20.02.2012 @ 9:57am
you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
dom 20.02.2012 @ 9:55am
I would rather be Brewdog and single than a queen and married
Andrew M 20.02.2012 @ 9:52am
The condemned prisoner enjoys with last meal...like a boss!
Neil B 20.02.2012 @ 9:46am
Jarvis Cocker.
Steven S 20.02.2012 @ 9:41am
One likes to start the day with a nice glass of corgi........sorry I mean Brewdog.
Jack 20.02.2012 @ 9:40am
The look on Martins face when my grandma asked for her cardigan back
Logan W 20.02.2012 @ 9:39am
Who cares about the beard, she is offering me a beer.
GrigorS 20.02.2012 @ 9:37am
Scottish independence prevails, and of course the great Martin Dickie is the obvious choice for Queen of Scotland
Steven S 20.02.2012 @ 9:36am
Once a Brewdog, always a Brewdog!!
Grant B 20.02.2012 @ 9:31am
Hugh Hefner... The younger years
Mike S 20.02.2012 @ 9:27am
Martin Dickie, fag hag
Tunengine 20.02.2012 @ 9:27am
Jim hadn't blinked for 78 consecutive hours... He had the worst cramp in his right hand since the w@nk@thon of 2003 and he hadn't been able to leave his chair for days....
Main64 20.02.2012 @ 9:26am
Excuse me I ordered a wine!Get the f### out!
Gordon H 20.02.2012 @ 9:25am
I just realised someone switched the glasses and this is Carling.
Sebastian D 20.02.2012 @ 9:25am
"This is how i was before my first BrewDog"
dot0x 20.02.2012 @ 9:25am
"Beer for spunk, anyone?"
campsbay 20.02.2012 @ 9:24am
Trashy Blonde trying to be PUNK
Sephster 20.02.2012 @ 9:23am
I began to question the credentials of the police man conducting the interrogation
shasmo 20.02.2012 @ 9:23am
Let's get royally trollied
oliwood 20.02.2012 @ 9:22am
Beer and smoking - life's little joys
oliwood 20.02.2012 @ 9:22am
Beer and smoking - life's little joys
Jon Mutch 20.02.2012 @ 9:22am
Beer . . . taking over wineglasses around the world #winning
BenH 20.02.2012 @ 9:20am
Brewdog royally take the piss
Salad Boy Lee 20.02.2012 @ 9:20am
Barkeep? Someone has gobbed in my Punk IPA.
Hywel 20.02.2012 @ 9:18am
What is this shit?! The new 5.6% Punk?! Goddamnit give me the old 6% stuff again!
tbc 20.02.2012 @ 9:12am
i'm drunk, but i'm pretty good at hiding it. In fact what you can't see is i'm propped up and tied to a chair, and what you don't know is that my eyelids have been glued open and i've been unconscious for hours.
Grim Reaper 20.02.2012 @ 9:11am
Martin took out his rollers too early.
Spacecowboy 20.02.2012 @ 9:10am
Shoredich Hipster
fujione 20.02.2012 @ 9:09am
"Well sir since you must know, I am drinking BREWDOG. And yes, it does make me happy on the inside"
Jukka K 20.02.2012 @ 9:08am
Beer for punksters.
raph.basan 20.02.2012 @ 9:07am
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
mindy 20.02.2012 @ 9:07am
I am 5 a.m. Saint after all these Punks.
paulrendel 20.02.2012 @ 9:07am
"I don't give a f*@k about the smoking ban. It's MY party and I'll toke if I want to!" Paul Rendel Manc Scamp
xxxX 20.02.2012 @ 9:06am
Hey look... its a fag smokin a fag
Jamie E 20.02.2012 @ 9:05am
my frog got caught in the chimney, but the horse was broken, this would have made sense, but all i could find was this guy...
HardknottAlex 20.02.2012 @ 9:04am
"If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it, woah oh oh..."
Raúl F 20.02.2012 @ 9:03am
monotony´s boredom
PeterK 20.02.2012 @ 9:01am
Hair of the dog. - The Queen after the jubilee celebrations
dot0x 20.02.2012 @ 8:59am
"Ooh, I have missed the sensation of having a fag in my mouth."
eldudino 20.02.2012 @ 8:59am
Prince Tarquin found the only way to get through his heavy schedule of BrewDog promo events was to smoke tabs and drink beer - the humanity!!!
Madis A 20.02.2012 @ 8:59am
So you see sadness in my eyes?Why yes, it is there.It`s the beerless you i`m worried about.
Jamie_egeberg 20.02.2012 @ 8:58am
yes this is a paisley shirt, paisley people drink beer too.
Nathaniel S 20.02.2012 @ 8:57am
The queen has really let herself go after she finally realised that gin is shit.
@MandyCanUDigIt 20.02.2012 @ 8:57am
I said punk not pink and ale not ail.
dot0x 20.02.2012 @ 8:57am
"I have the weirdest boner right now."
sjoerd972 20.02.2012 @ 8:56am
Why did I wear that thong if all you're going to see above the waistline?
dot0x 20.02.2012 @ 8:55am
"You sure this is half full? Looks half empty to me."