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Caption Competition 23

20.02.2012

Caption Competition 23

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  • I wish I was drinking a cask beer.

    Mildchildsteve     24.02.2012

  • WARNING!!!
    This is what that 18 year old, stripper, nympho you are chatting to online actually looks like!

    Still fancy a date with her?

    BH92     23.02.2012

  • Beware !!!
    This man is trying to sell you strong beer.

    Pete Howard, Nottm     23.02.2012

  • There are some things money can’t buy.
    For everything else there’s Punk IPA.

    Welsh Dog     23.02.2012

  • Punked Again

    Welsh Dog     23.02.2012

  • One truly will have an anus horriblus after this curry and gallon of punk.

    Stephanos     23.02.2012

  • Punk-IPA, not for the girlie types

    mario88     22.02.2012

  • '—and just take his head off outside,' the Queen added to one of the officers, 'He did not finish our beer'

    Yuri Orm Katunin     22.02.2012

  • Meril Streep really did deserve that Oscar for impersonating Maggy T.

    Erick     21.02.2012

  • The morning after the night before.

    Jimbeaux     21.02.2012

  • BrewDog. Because Im worth it..

    Hectorthedog     21.02.2012

  • Its well known that beer is a great hair conditioner. I find BrewDog gives me body AND shine...its just SO manageable.

    Hectorthedog     21.02.2012

  • The Hair, the Glasses, the Smoking and the Drinking. All can be forgiven.

    But the Curtain material....Noooooooo

    hellboy     21.02.2012

  • John Hannah took method acting to the next level

    ed beech     21.02.2012

  • After several weeks, and a couple of vats of PUNK (not to mention the growler of Bismark....) the dress felt right.

    Mad Franky     21.02.2012

  • "To fulfill a lifelong dream to snag himself a racist Greek man, Martin looked to the only other person he knew who'd done it for inspiration."

    Steve Armstrong     21.02.2012

  • It takes a real PUNKING man to wear a cardi like this!

    fingerandthumb     21.02.2012

  • Hes not the messiah !

    Hes just a very naughty boy.

    xxxX     21.02.2012

  • If Jesus was amongst us.
    How would we know ?

    GBH     21.02.2012

  • AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED BREWDOG.........AND IT WAS GOOD....... AND MAN REJOICED ....wait for it....wait for it....wait for it........................HALLELUIAH

    mico     21.02.2012

  • It seemed product placement had finally for the better of Simon Cowell

    lauratink     21.02.2012

  • Can someone get one a bottle opener and a pint glass. This teku doesn't hold enough!

    ianprise     21.02.2012

  • on-line dating......it's the future !!!!!

    \m/ \m/     21.02.2012

  • Evidence of Prince Andrews wild night in the Broch 30 years ago finally come to light!!!

    col666     21.02.2012

  • Anypunk Got a Match ?

    Basile_LPB3     20.02.2012

  • To Hell with poverty. We'll just get drunk on good beer.

    john     20.02.2012

  • "Would you like to fill one's growler with Punk?"

    dhamilton     20.02.2012

  • in one hand i hold a beer............in the other, i hold my growler......

    mary chain     20.02.2012

  • If you turn this picture upside down, squint your eyes and stare at the screen for a few minutes.... You struggled with this particular caption just as much as me.

    Andy T     20.02.2012

  • "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
    But brewdog knows I'm in Miss Selfridge underwear now...

    I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
    And brewdog knows I'm in Miss Selfridge underwear now..."

    Brewdog remix The Smiths for Manchester opening night...

    MPFlapp     20.02.2012

  • After another day of trying to avoid the Duke of Edinburgh saying something racist, the Queen likes to relax with and reminisce with a beer of which it gets it's name from an old empire of Royal Britania, not just any India Pale Ale,

    A PUNK INDIA PALE ALE! HUZZAH!

    Martin     20.02.2012

  • I asked for an ashtray you idiot! And no, you can't touch my growler.

    Brewmogs     20.02.2012

  • "We've kidnapped Alex Zane & Brewdog beer is like all the rest.... wrong on both counts!"

    Jambla     20.02.2012

  • Hardcorgi IPA is new to the core range this year

    francescaH     20.02.2012

  • Beaglejuice, Beaglejuice, Beaglejuice

    mikecox     20.02.2012

  • the queen lamentsthe tax on high strength beers, nobody is left unaffected.

    Trad Sandwick     20.02.2012

  • A year after the Royal Wedding, Kate looked in the mirror and wondered where it all went wrong...

    nacho     20.02.2012

  • I am tired of my voice, the voice of Esau. My kingdom for a drink.
    Nectar imagine it drinking electricity.

    Yuri Orm Katunin     20.02.2012

  • How saith Zarathustra? Deine Kuh Trübsal melkest Du. Nun Trinkst Du die süsse Milch des Euters. See! it displodes for thee in abundance. Drink, man, an udderful! Mother's milk, Purefoy, the milk of human kin, milk too of those burgeoning stars overhead rutilant in thin rainvapour, punch milk, such as those rioters will quaff in their guzzling den, milk of madness, the honeymilk of Canaan's land.
    Drink that, citizen!

    Yuri Orm Katunin     20.02.2012

  • Dog save the queen.

    dachshund     20.02.2012

  • "Ah, the breakfast of kings - Fraserburgh style!"

    Juan1903     20.02.2012

  • Doctor James says: Three times a day after meal

    Yuri Orm Katunin     20.02.2012

  • "The breakfast of kings - Fraserburgh style"

    Alan1903     20.02.2012

  • What you looking at punk?

    Isayer     20.02.2012

  • Scottish Head of State required. Apply within!

    cbuchan     20.02.2012

  • Maybe it was the beer talking but since dave bought his new HD tv the Queens speech seemed somewhat changed.

    Tiernan     20.02.2012

  • And with one sip Andy soon realized that taking over the world had went from improbable to inevitable!!!

    (insert any name you wish)

    Toni     20.02.2012

  • And with one sip Andy soon realized that taking over the world had went from improbable to inevitable!!!

    (insert any name you wish)

    Toni     20.02.2012

  • After the demise of the traditional pint glass, we have a look at how one member of FotPG (Friends of the Pint Glass) is adapting to the new measures.

    mikeabz123     20.02.2012

  • Punk save the Queen / God save the Punk!

    @TheDavisDiet     20.02.2012

  • DO i look like i drink f*****g carling black label

    tony killeen     20.02.2012

  • They sad eh'd experience a hoppy sensation, am nea hoppy!

    Peel & Stick     20.02.2012

  • They sad eh'd experience a was hoppy sensation, am nea hoppy!

    Peel & Stick     20.02.2012

  • "But they told me it was 2 for 1 on beer cocktails for ladies night..."

    jakesingleton     20.02.2012

  • Royal Senility Performance - contains a healthy dose of dementia

    Monty     20.02.2012

  • Intense personal assistant

    msl506     20.02.2012

  • "I can't wait until this promotion is over, I'd kill for a pint of John Smiths."

    Angela82     20.02.2012

  • Be gone paupers, its drinking time.

    Dreadedman     20.02.2012

  • Punk ? I thought you said PINK ...

    NixEre     20.02.2012

  • Regardless of, it always comes back to good beer and cigarettes.

    netscr33n     20.02.2012

  • Brewdog - A hair of the dog with class

    Mevans     20.02.2012

  • "Two queens entered the brewery, only one survived!"

    SirChris     20.02.2012

  • Just doing my patriotic duty on extra holidays, whenever HRH demands.

    gmehn     20.02.2012

  • Do NOT call me Sugartits...

    fashimondo@yahoo.co.uk     20.02.2012

  • Should the shoulder pads be any bigger than this, even a Punk can't save yar ass...

    Jiimies     20.02.2012

  • After 10 pints of punk........ Would you do her ?

    mico     20.02.2012

  • The Queen sparked up a Regal, sat down and gently opened her Growler...

    HeMatt77     20.02.2012

  • Smoking Hot.

    MarcoDV     20.02.2012

  • you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

    BeerHawk     20.02.2012

  • I would rather be Brewdog and single than a queen and married

    dom     20.02.2012

  • The condemned prisoner enjoys with last meal...like a boss!

    sheriffmitchell     20.02.2012

  • Jarvis Cocker.

    redpola     20.02.2012

  • One likes to start the day with a nice glass of corgi........sorry I mean Brewdog.

    smithdawg82     20.02.2012

  • The look on Martins face when my grandma asked for her cardigan back

    Jack     20.02.2012

  • Who cares about the beard, she is offering me a beer.

    chip82     20.02.2012

  • Scottish independence prevails, and of course the great Martin Dickie is the obvious choice for Queen of Scotland

    GrigorS     20.02.2012

  • Once a Brewdog, always a Brewdog!!

    smithdawg82     20.02.2012

  • Hugh Hefner... The younger years

    burtonge     20.02.2012

  • Martin Dickie, fag hag

    Mike S     20.02.2012

  • Jim hadn't blinked for 78 consecutive hours... He had the worst cramp in his right hand since the w@nk@thon of 2003 and he hadn't been able to leave his chair for days....

    Tunengine     20.02.2012

  • Excuse me I ordered a wine!

    Get the f### out!

    Main64     20.02.2012

  • I just realised someone switched the glasses and this is Carling.

    Semprini     20.02.2012

  • "This is how i was before my first BrewDog"

    Bebban     20.02.2012

  • "Beer for spunk, anyone?"

    dot0x     20.02.2012

  • Trashy Blonde trying to be PUNK

    campsbay     20.02.2012

  • I began to question the credentials of the police man conducting the interrogation

    Sephster     20.02.2012

  • Let's get royally trollied

    shasmo     20.02.2012

  • Beer and smoking - life's little joys

    oliwood     20.02.2012

  • Beer and smoking - life's little joys

    oliwood     20.02.2012

  • Beer . . . taking over wineglasses around the world #winning

    Jon Mutch     20.02.2012

  • Brewdog royally take the piss

    BenH     20.02.2012

  • Barkeep? Someone has gobbed in my Punk IPA.

    Salad Boy Lee     20.02.2012

  • What is this shit?! The new 5.6% Punk?! Goddamnit give me the old 6% stuff again!

    Hywel     20.02.2012

  • i'm drunk, but i'm pretty good at hiding it. In fact what you can't see is i'm propped up and tied to a chair, and what you don't know is that my eyelids have been glued open and i've been unconscious for hours.

    tbc     20.02.2012

  • Martin took out his rollers too early.

    Grim Reaper     20.02.2012

  • Shoredich Hipster

    Spacecowboy     20.02.2012

  • "Well sir since you must know, I am drinking BREWDOG. And yes, it does make me happy on the inside"

    fujione     20.02.2012

  • Beer for punksters.

    Kavu     20.02.2012

  • You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

    raph.basan     20.02.2012

  • I am 5 a.m. Saint after all these Punks.

    mindy     20.02.2012

  • "I don't give a f*@k about the smoking ban. It's MY party and I'll toke if I want to!" Paul Rendel Manc Scamp

    paulrendel     20.02.2012

  • Hey look... its a fag smokin a fag

    xxxX     20.02.2012

  • my frog got caught in the chimney, but the horse was broken, this would have made sense, but all i could find was this guy...

    Jamie_egeberg     20.02.2012

  • "If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it, woah oh oh..."

    HardknottAlex     20.02.2012

  • monotony´s boredom

    Chinasky     20.02.2012

  • Hair of the dog. - The Queen after the jubilee celebrations

    PeterK     20.02.2012

  • "Ooh, I have missed the sensation of having a fag in my mouth."

    dot0x     20.02.2012

  • Prince Tarquin found the only way to get through his heavy schedule of BrewDog promo events was to smoke tabs and drink beer - the humanity!!!

    eldudino     20.02.2012

  • So you see sadness in my eyes?
    Why yes, it is there.

    It`s the beerless you i`m worried about.

    Tursk     20.02.2012

  • yes this is a paisley shirt, paisley people drink beer too.

    Jamie_egeberg     20.02.2012

  • The queen has really let herself go after she finally realised that gin is shit.

    NateDawg27     20.02.2012

  • I said punk not pink and ale not ail.

    @MandyCanUDigIt     20.02.2012

  • "I have the weirdest boner right now."

    dot0x     20.02.2012

  • Why did I wear that thong if all you're going to see above the waistline?

    sjoerd972     20.02.2012

  • "You sure this is half full? Looks half empty to me."

    dot0x     20.02.2012

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