Caption Competition 29

Caption Competition 29
Published - 10.05.2013 Comments (90)

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Ben Franklin 14.05.2013 @ 4:18pm
Beer with no soul goes straight to hell!
Mark O 14.05.2013 @ 1:08pm
Both in Scotland or Sweden, some funerals this year have been a surprisingly good cause for celebration. (Ding dong, that shit is gone!)
crazyhorse69 14.05.2013 @ 9:06am
In some countries the passing of a beer festival is like the loss of a dear friend
Gabber 14.05.2013 @ 2:51am
After 3 times around the same block James realized the person playing bagpipes had clearly had too much tactical nuclear penguin..... still though, It was nice to hear some dropkick murphy's played on bagpipes!
john r 13.05.2013 @ 10:22pm
Dominoes, Poker, Three Card Brag.
dddddccccc 13.05.2013 @ 11:53am
"i wish i hadn't tucked my jeans into my boots"
retroflarical 13.05.2013 @ 9:58am
There are beers which bore tastebuds to death, and there are beers to die for.Choose wisely! Choose Brewdog!
Fraser Paterson 13.05.2013 @ 9:50am
The only thing more confusing than where the hell is that bus going and how do you pronounce it, is why anyone mourned the death of mass produced swill.
noonzer 13.05.2013 @ 12:03am
James is that holy he can drink beer from an empty bottle.........
krzysi3k 12.05.2013 @ 7:55pm
Beer priest submits to Stockholm Syndrome
Taco J 12.05.2013 @ 4:59pm
Ironically, the wake was held in a bar that only sold Carling...
Taco J 12.05.2013 @ 4:15pm
Ironically the wake was held in a Bass Tavern...
Fredric O 12.05.2013 @ 3:14pm
Best.. Freaking.. Idea.. EVER!!
Fakevox 12.05.2013 @ 2:09pm
Divine taste comes at a price, natural selection only delivers a slice. The beers that could be, the beers that were, not every trial makes it there...
BeerfanDanny 12.05.2013 @ 2:05pm
My new entry:"We worked hard to 'urn' a pint, but in the 'wake' of a night sampling from cask(et)s at the BrewDog Bar with my (cre)mates, the grave consequences left me coffin and spluttering, with a hearse voice, and a Mitre-ly bad head in the mourning!"
D Kelly 12.05.2013 @ 1:22pm
"Fans of Stor Stark gather in mourning. Fans of Brewdog gather in evening."
Alexander R 12.05.2013 @ 12:40pm
Becks-communicated.
Alexander R 12.05.2013 @ 12:10pm
Carriage driver, 87, due windfall after 'a good gig'.
Roddy Edgar 12.05.2013 @ 11:56am
"Nearly done, then I can spend the afternoon in the Abba museum", "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnight..."
Noel Joyce 12.05.2013 @ 11:40am
Lager the Mundane is dead, long live the Dog.
Gary B 12.05.2013 @ 11:40am
Pour one for a fallen brother......WAIT not the Brewdog!!!
Kenny B 12.05.2013 @ 11:38am
BrewDog don't do Stockholm Syndrome, but if they did it would be declared a Cardinals Inn...
Kris Le May 12.05.2013 @ 10:54am
Following the retirement announcement of Pope Benedict, and after knocking back 6 bottles of Hardcore IPA... Sven's tribute ceremony starts to get a little out of hand...
sheetinin 12.05.2013 @ 10:48am
All were released after the police breathalised the cortège, all but the horses, apparently they were slaughtered...
reservoirdoug 12.05.2013 @ 10:46am
Out with the öl and in with the new.
BrewerGregg 12.05.2013 @ 10:38am
A study of Pope Not So Innocent XXX
Ian H 12.05.2013 @ 10:12am
Police are no further forward in their investigation into the death of cheap lager. Main suspect brewdog was not available for comment.
Eleanor 12.05.2013 @ 9:59am
Do not stand at my vat and weep At the bar is where we'll meet.I am the thousand hops that growI am the deep dark malts that glow.I am the sunlight on your darkest day.I am the gentle twist on what we pray.When you awaken in the noondays hushI am the swift, dawning of a headrushOf a hangover in full flightAfter drinking Brewdog through the night.Do not stand at my keg and cryI am not there, you drank me dry.
Kirbdog 12.05.2013 @ 9:57am
Hybrid Hop Pandemic. Corporate Beers asked to stay indoors until further notice.
Jamie M 12.05.2013 @ 9:56am
Filming is well under way on series three the American remake of hit show "the Killing" starring that bloke from Good Charlotte as the surly alcoholic bishop.
ed_hj 12.05.2013 @ 9:55am
Dave took finishing a pint of 5am Saint to the next level
AndyH 12.05.2013 @ 9:53am
The Pied Piper of Fraserburgh leads the Swedish on a merry dance to enlightenment.
Chris H 12.05.2013 @ 9:43am
Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Henrik Jakobsson Eqfp.No 646 12.05.2013 @ 9:36am
The piper at the gates of Stöl's dawn
Nick C 12.05.2013 @ 9:28am
"The Number 4 to Gullmarsplan suffered heavy delays today, our man on the ground outside Lars Bengtsson reported seeing a techno craft-beer pope"
Mark F 12.05.2013 @ 9:28am
Mistaken Swedes confuses Thatchers and mourn the death of a celebrated Somerset cider
captainkfam 12.05.2013 @ 9:25am
Saint Brewdog leading the inaugural crap beer death march.
captainkfam 12.05.2013 @ 9:22am
Saint Brewdog leading the inaugural shit beer death march.
Peter C 12.05.2013 @ 9:20am
And thus the beer was reborn!
sd 12.05.2013 @ 12:36am
For goodness sake! Yer talkin aboot it as if it wis some kind o drunken brawl, it was totally justified and vital to the credibility o my deeply held beliefs...
noonzer 11.05.2013 @ 11:19pm
when you can't cope and have no hope, we'll bring in the pope because at brewdog.............. we love a joke.......
Monty 11.05.2013 @ 10:20pm
Buddy in visors: King of Beers.
Monty 11.05.2013 @ 10:17pm
Lars Bengtsson.... Video this!
[email protected] 11.05.2013 @ 8:23pm
If I was in St.Peter's Square I'd have been arrested for this!
Kesz 11.05.2013 @ 5:02pm
The pope drinks dope - BrewDog!
Fezzles 11.05.2013 @ 3:00pm
Anyone fancy bashing the bishop?
abell 11.05.2013 @ 1:21pm
dying for a holy pint
mrgog 11.05.2013 @ 10:16am
dead beer walking
JAMES S 11.05.2013 @ 3:16am
And I will strike down upon thee, those who attempt to poison and destroy our flavours. And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my hops upon you!
jallupanda 11.05.2013 @ 2:37am
For once Carl XVI Gustaf isn't alone: in addition to the king of Sweden, also the king of beers resides in Stockholm.
Monochris 10.05.2013 @ 11:59pm
He would had paraded around in his pope bubble car if it wasn't for Sweden's über strict DUI punishment scheme .....
Michael F 10.05.2013 @ 8:58pm
Knight and Bishop take Swedish crown. Checkmate Brewdog!
Brian R 10.05.2013 @ 8:44pm
There's no pope in hell for Stor Stark.
brewdogpat - Pat McG 10.05.2013 @ 8:43pm
**** STOP PRESS **** Bishop gives the old dog the finger.The New Testament - CRAFT BEER, now that's clean living and won't need confessing in years to come.
nargal 10.05.2013 @ 8:42pm
Police, Scotchman, Pope and hearse that must be a Brewdog
nargal 10.05.2013 @ 8:26pm
Brew Patrol (in background Baywatch music)
nargal 10.05.2013 @ 8:16pm
My bus is late because of Beer Pope
mike f 10.05.2013 @ 7:56pm
Knight takes Bishop. Checkmate Brewdog!
Yuri Katunin 10.05.2013 @ 7:25pm
A funeral for one we will not missOld fellow, chummy rest in peaceA memory of you ‘s already skunkedOur bitter tears are hoppy punked
BigSayer 10.05.2013 @ 5:46pm
"..does The Pope wear a silly hat?" Well he drinks Brewdog!
BrandenV 10.05.2013 @ 5:39pm
When white smoke rose from the brewery, the whole town rejoiced in the election of Pope Lambic XVI as the new leader of the "Vat-of-cans".
Pike10 10.05.2013 @ 5:03pm
For a pint of Ale is a meal for a Pope
Mike R 10.05.2013 @ 4:24pm
Having a bit of trouble swallowing this, the actress said to the bishop
Alex T 10.05.2013 @ 3:13pm
“Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans that you’re wearing?”
Steve N 10.05.2013 @ 3:06pm
Suddenly, Craft Beer!
Billchill 10.05.2013 @ 2:53pm
A horse walks into a car....
Andy4321 10.05.2013 @ 2:14pm
After a heavy night on the brewdog, Tim knew that he would have a hangover in the mourning.
Silikongreken 10.05.2013 @ 1:42pm
Sink it like Thatcher, six feet deep
Todd_philips 10.05.2013 @ 1:21pm
Man in skinny jeans try's to sell passing beer procession patrons knockoff Winkle-Pickers from Mystery big blue manbag!
Aki 10.05.2013 @ 1:16pm
"What are you looking at? This is how I travel!"
Douglas C 10.05.2013 @ 1:07pm
If BrewDog did funerials, they'd probably send the right people on their way..
Adam W 10.05.2013 @ 1:03pm
I like the Pop, the Pop drinks Hop.
anonhop 10.05.2013 @ 12:51pm
À tout le monde, à tous mes amis, je vous aime, je dois partir!
Mikey 10.05.2013 @ 12:46pm
See what drinking tasteless lager did to this poor guy. Don't go the same way!
@UofEHL 10.05.2013 @ 12:41pm
To paraphrase John 1:7But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the beer of BrewDog cleanses us from all sin.
Luke R 10.05.2013 @ 12:35pm
Purple Pope for the Punks on Patrol.
Andy_N 10.05.2013 @ 12:33pm
Brewdow beer is to die for!
fourstringdave 10.05.2013 @ 12:29pm
Mass produced Lager. What mitre been a good idea turned out to be a Cardinal Sin.
BeerfanDanny 10.05.2013 @ 12:28pm
Brewdog beer: It's Mitre-ly good!
NixEre 10.05.2013 @ 12:19pm
Where's the crook ?
Sebastian Själin 10.05.2013 @ 12:19pm
Funeral procession for a good cause!
Jam1esm1th 10.05.2013 @ 12:18pm
It was only a matter of time before James became aware of the revenge seeking Pony and Radioactive Penguins, who had mistakenly took BrewDogs marketing too literally.
really_ryan 10.05.2013 @ 12:17pm
And the Lord said unto Moses, take thy malt, water, yeast and hops and make something awesome, and set thy people free from the plague of crap beer
vogod 10.05.2013 @ 12:16pm
The most common form of corporal punishment in 21st century Sweden was a walk of shame where the guilty party was dressed up as a bishop and publicly flogged by a top hat wearing torturer while listening to bagpipes.
tommyonepin 10.05.2013 @ 12:14pm
the residents of Gullmarsplan got home late that evening......
Kevin Black 10.05.2013 @ 12:13pm
Dying for a pint, the BrewDog way.
really_ryan 10.05.2013 @ 12:03pm
No-one thought James was serious when he said he could murder a pint...
Ewan S 10.05.2013 @ 12:02pm
Not what Clive expected when he was told he'd "pay big" for spilling someone's pint.
Nathaniel S 10.05.2013 @ 12:01pm
The moment the world discovered that James Watt is actually Papa Emeritus II from the Swedish heavy metal band Ghost.
Nick T 10.05.2013 @ 12:00pm
Pope Francis further proves he's a Pope of the People.