Never Mind the Anabolics

Ok, so we admit it – we may have turned our noses up at all the Olympic hype before the start of the Games but screw it, we’ve got pretty engrossed in all this torch touting, javelin chucking business.

If it weren’t for all this brewing malarkey, Martin would be donning his short shorts and headband full time and running off to…well just running, basically.

In the meantime, we’ve had to sate our lust for London 2012 by creating Team BD. They may look like a set of pint sized contenders but we promise you they are every measure the champion.