Caption Competition 32

Caption Competition 32

It's that time again!

Say funny things, win tasty beer. Simple as that! Drop your wittiest words in the comments below *points downwards* and the best one will win a case of BrewDog goodies!

What are you waiting for? Simcoe's caption awaits!

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Neil R 21.09.2014 @ 4:09pm
Ah, so thats what you mean when you said you got yourself a guide dog...
Mcdoyley 21.09.2014 @ 9:42am
Get me a beer now, BITCH!
futurefjp 21.09.2014 @ 7:52am
No we dont have any beers from Labrador, but we do have one Labrador left ...
Michael M 20.09.2014 @ 8:34pm
Im sorry you must be mistaken human......what do you mean there is no Brewdog in the fridge????
Reece Hugill 20.09.2014 @ 7:15pm
Dry hop my toilet water or ill piss in the fridge
mäggäri 20.09.2014 @ 4:37pm
Brew Doge Seal of Approval
MHS 20.09.2014 @ 1:45pm
#Beer or #Lager not sure?
Ferrariboy 20.09.2014 @ 12:11pm
Why is it that every time we go for a walk we end up here?
Chris brown 20.09.2014 @ 1:39am
For your own holographic guard dogPlease check SIM.CO.DOG
droach75 20.09.2014 @ 12:03am
he looks like Mr Peanut Butter
Chris brown 19.09.2014 @ 11:11pm
For your own holographic guard dogPlease check SIM.CO.DOG
chris.john.moss@googlemail.com 19.09.2014 @ 9:23pm
What do you mean theres no Westvleteren XII?
erick@live.nl 19.09.2014 @ 7:15pm
Now I want to be your dogNow I want to be your dogNow I want to be your dog(Cmon) (I want to be your dog you know it)
Emma 19.09.2014 @ 12:37pm
I dont care if your hung over, youre not getting any hair of this dog!
JohnGlassandGrowler 19.09.2014 @ 11:38am
I think someone misunderstood the question can I take beer out in a growler!
Chris H 19.09.2014 @ 9:15am
You WILL NOT have beer until you take me for a walk!
Ville L 19.09.2014 @ 8:37am
There was a terrible instant when Simcoe misunderstood what his owner had in mind when he was talking about having a dog for dessert.
chris.moewes 19.09.2014 @ 4:11am
You should see what the cat is guarding.
Pearse O 19.09.2014 @ 1:54am
Simcoe wished he was named after a German hop, Magnum would really impress the bitches!
coryann8 19.09.2014 @ 1:34am
Ive been specially trained to guard nothing, except beer. I am THE BrewDog!
melsenpai 19.09.2014 @ 12:25am
This one is going to the dogs...
ThorsHammer 18.09.2014 @ 11:26pm
This.Is.Lager.Mans.New.Best.Friend.
Ben F 18.09.2014 @ 11:16pm
Simcoe sometimes needs reminding that he is in fact a labrador, not a Belgian Shepherd.
AllyMelmac 18.09.2014 @ 10:11pm
BrewDOG!?! If its brewed dogs Ill bite your balls off. Woof
Bsct720 18.09.2014 @ 9:46pm
Umm, sir.... I see no wagon tail pale ale??
Annek 18.09.2014 @ 7:58pm
Im getting the feeling Im not the only dog you love these days??
BottleShopDrew 18.09.2014 @ 7:43pm
I have no concept of either beer or caption competitions... Because Im a dog.
Spam 18.09.2014 @ 6:50pm
What, no Red Stripe?
bigkev 18.09.2014 @ 6:35pm
Mans best friend VS Mans best friend
Scott L 18.09.2014 @ 6:28pm
What do you mean its not beer time…the bitch is out for a couple hours and I have a drouth nae real…get the Punk out now!
ikilledmyfish 18.09.2014 @ 6:15pm
Why didnt I get a label?
Nicklas W 18.09.2014 @ 5:20pm
Its called Brewdogs, what do you mean I dont get to try any?
mandya999 18.09.2014 @ 4:34pm
I dont know what the squiggles on the labels are but with careful manoeuvring I can retrieve the lot.
Dominix 18.09.2014 @ 4:21pm
Ever since you got that fridge i dont feel like you love me anymore.
AVSlegt 18.09.2014 @ 4:17pm
A guidedog, useful for every situation
Dave Cowell 18.09.2014 @ 4:00pm
This fridge contains the dog tags of all my fallen brothers, someday I will have mine in there too. Until then, I will guard this, I am the protector, I am SIMCOE!
Scarecrow 18.09.2014 @ 3:16pm
A fridge full of beer was sent to the lab for analysis.
Sidman 18.09.2014 @ 3:14pm
They do what to dogs???? Brewdog its not what you think.
Stoppard19 18.09.2014 @ 2:56pm
Hair of the WHAT?!?
PaulH 18.09.2014 @ 2:53pm
This is not pedigree chum. Are you drunk?
jdrusek 18.09.2014 @ 2:06pm
Sometimes you have to bite the dog that bit you.
Jon M 18.09.2014 @ 2:05pm
...youll notice that Ive labelled all of MY stuff in the fridge...
ChrisHallBeer 18.09.2014 @ 2:01pm
Detect the beers in the fridge behind me using nothing but my sense of smell, you say? Ok, fine: Duvel, Chimay Bleu, La Trappe Blonde, Orval...
jon@yeastismybitch.com 18.09.2014 @ 2:01pm
...youll notice that Ive labelled all of MY stuff in the fridge...
Niall Robertson 18.09.2014 @ 2:00pm
What do you mean you dont make squirrel infused beer??? Ive seen the bottle?!??!!? WOOF WOOF!!
Lupuloopy 18.09.2014 @ 1:49pm
So beerVery flavourCraftSuch hopWow
Pedro99 18.09.2014 @ 1:44pm
#dogbrews
Benwhite5 18.09.2014 @ 1:44pm
At BrewDog, we Labr-adore Belgian beer.
bpgreen1 18.09.2014 @ 1:28pm
No, not Golden. Im an Imperial Blonde Retriever.
anilsen 18.09.2014 @ 1:27pm
Cerberus?Nah mate, we dont have any Spanish beers.
CaptainCladdagh 18.09.2014 @ 1:11pm
This better be important! I just broke it off down town with a nice lookin poodle for this. Should a saw the fluff on that dame! Anyway, give me a stout before I start to regret this. Make it imperial!
benwhite5 18.09.2014 @ 12:56pm
At BrewDog, we labr-adore Belgian beer.
kayfriso@hotmail.com 18.09.2014 @ 12:55pm
In my life span I am 21, what do you mean Im not old enough?!
Gerogie May 18.09.2014 @ 12:55pm
Andrex in Wonderland.
captnjohnnymo 18.09.2014 @ 12:54pm
Can I get you a brew, dog?
Dutch 18.09.2014 @ 12:51pm
Wait... What?.... You want a Heineken?!....... Are you serious?.... I mean really?.... Come on mate!..... Seriously?..... *disappointed and a look of disbelieve*......
Nick R 18.09.2014 @ 12:45pm
These are not the beers you are looking for. Move along.
beeroclock 18.09.2014 @ 12:42pm
The other day my mom and I had a conversation about machines and liquid food to keep people alive in life threatening situations.... I told her if I ever needed such life support I want her to pull the plug... All of the sudden she got up, put the TV out, grabbed my beer and poured it empty in the sink......
Annette Raffan 18.09.2014 @ 12:34pm
Yo fellaz. If you wanta da beer, you gonna have to go through me. Capeesh?
John C 18.09.2014 @ 12:28pm
Is that cat shit on your breath?
getmeinahalfpipe 18.09.2014 @ 12:27pm
I will bite your nuts off if you touch my beer
TJudge 18.09.2014 @ 12:26pm
I better get a beer too, or im going to hound you till i do!
Andyp007 18.09.2014 @ 12:25pm
fit for human consumption eh! never mind me... Yours sadly blue dog
Gary B 18.09.2014 @ 12:21pm
You shall not pass.
czoper 18.09.2014 @ 12:16pm
A mans best friend.. and a dog protecting it!
bigeagle12 18.09.2014 @ 12:15pm
Not even my bitch can get her paws on this collection.
Dan R 18.09.2014 @ 12:11pm
I far prefer these Belgian ones. They dont list me as an ingredient, for a start.
bigeagle12 18.09.2014 @ 12:08pm
Being a golden RETRIEVER is dumb if you dont got thumbs to get your hands on the goods.
Andyp007 18.09.2014 @ 12:08pm
fit for human consumption eh! never mind me... Yours sadly blue dog
JPMV 18.09.2014 @ 12:06pm
Label recognition training for retrievers.
bigeagle12 18.09.2014 @ 12:04pm
Whose leg do I gotta hump around here to get a brew?!
alan smithee 18.09.2014 @ 12:04pm
Brewdog is very disappointed by this selection. Brewdog thinks you have a very narrow idea of Belgian beer. Brewdog will just stare at you until you realize fault.
ryan 18.09.2014 @ 12:02pm
*woof*
gmat2 18.09.2014 @ 12:02pm
Look, I know I embarrassed you in front of your friends last time, but if you let me have just one your leg will stay un-humped tonight.
bigeagle12 18.09.2014 @ 12:02pm
You trying to touch my special reserve? NOBODY touches my special reserve.
Kieran Beattie 18.09.2014 @ 11:51am
Brewdog: Beer For Monks
Puntertron 18.09.2014 @ 11:51am
Pleeeease, just the one? I promise not to confuse your xbox with a lamppost again....
KongTheApe 18.09.2014 @ 11:47am
With James off making TV in the States Simcoe was back on guard duty. Those damn employees just couldnt be trusted.
PHarris 18.09.2014 @ 11:46am
I think I will be ruff in the morning after a couple of these......
HDwalsh 18.09.2014 @ 11:46am
They say every dog has his day. This pups is set to have a whole month! Cheers, lucky BrewDog!
martinegreen 18.09.2014 @ 11:43am
I say chaps, that Tennents lager is awfully good for washing ones private parts!
duncmck7 18.09.2014 @ 11:42am
Will you just believe me Rover! We dont really brew-dogs #chillax
Lupuloopy 18.09.2014 @ 11:42am
Thatll teach me to ask a smartarse barman for something golden and lively.
tommyl 18.09.2014 @ 11:42am
Next ones on me, you seem like youve had a ruff day
Matt4545 18.09.2014 @ 11:40am
Checkout our new fridge for the blind. Them labels are braille, you dig? Feel the small print for further info.
TotalCurtis 18.09.2014 @ 11:37am
Well, yes actually I DO still rate Duvel and Chimay highly despite their size. In fact the Cinq Cents pairs most excellently with Pedigree Chum.
Aiberdeenquine 18.09.2014 @ 11:36am
It may be raining outside, but theres always sunshine in the fridge with BrewDog...
SiWinter 18.09.2014 @ 11:32am
You want all of this beer? I cant give you an exact price but I can give you a ruff estimate.
PhilB1612 18.09.2014 @ 11:29am
James, the cow may have let you, I will not... my nipples are sacred
Antonius, the Eidolon of Countless Battles 18.09.2014 @ 11:28am
Bust a backflip, earn yourself a beer of your choosing dawg #tricks4beers
Big Chinwell 18.09.2014 @ 11:28am
Introducing the blind-drunk guide dog... Helping you get to the kebab shop then home when youre blind-drunk and in need of munch!
david f 18.09.2014 @ 11:26am
What pup wouldnt look miserable if Instagram filters made you look radioactive........
Robbert 18.09.2014 @ 11:26am
Lets go for a walk? Look at the fridge man!
RyanGSDavies 18.09.2014 @ 11:24am
Please, not the In dog beers, Ive only had one! joke again..
johnnyboy 18.09.2014 @ 11:24am
I licked one, can ya guess which?
Marino Citra 18.09.2014 @ 11:23am
hey man, i know you like beers but last time you forgot where the toilet was and i had to take you out for a walk...
MikeAD 18.09.2014 @ 11:23am
See this lot? Drank them all in a night. Tasted great, but the next day I felt ruff...
glasghost 18.09.2014 @ 11:23am
how many brews could a brew dog brew if a brew dog could brew brews?
Suosaurus 18.09.2014 @ 11:22am
Give in to the dark side!
Shamikebab 18.09.2014 @ 11:22am
Did you just ask me if I want a glass with that?
Jackorake 18.09.2014 @ 11:22am
When I said have these beers looked at by the Beer Lab.....idiot!
david f 18.09.2014 @ 11:22am
Dog walks into a bar........
Lupuloopy 18.09.2014 @ 11:20am
No wonder I feel wuff
PetePassion 18.09.2014 @ 11:20am
Youve had enough, hand it over and youll get it back next time.
cjd85 18.09.2014 @ 11:19am
They needed the best... they got the best.. Fido was Worlds Hardest Guard-Dog 6 years running and found his most important assignment at Brewdog HQ.
Simon B 18.09.2014 @ 11:19am
Those other dogs, the ones that bury their bones? Stupid! Label it and stick it in the fridge for later - thats my motto!
Franck D 18.09.2014 @ 11:19am
You promised me IPA! I trusted you...
Paul A 18.09.2014 @ 11:19am
I think you will find, these beers are mine, get your own!
Dan R 18.09.2014 @ 11:19am
After taking a bash at the Hipster Beer Name Generator, Brewdog unveil their latest: Sepia Dog Fridge.
Seanc1783 18.09.2014 @ 11:18am
these are not the beers youre looking for.
jon@yeastismybitch.com 18.09.2014 @ 11:18am
Wheres the bloody hops then? Belgians and Wheats are no good to me!
luvas 18.09.2014 @ 11:18am
Do you want a Brew, Dog?
J Kershaw 18.09.2014 @ 11:17am
Curse these non opposable thumbs.
czoper 18.09.2014 @ 11:17am
Yo, its BrewDawg! We heard you like dogs, so we installed a dog in our BrewDog!
Fanboy Puppy Lover 18.09.2014 @ 11:17am
James, I told you I like my bones served at room temperature - NOT CHILLED!
M Arganetto 18.09.2014 @ 11:17am
I peed on it. Now its my refrigerator. I own it.
Kiichi 18.09.2014 @ 11:15am
Go ahead and pick something for youself, I already marked mine.
bisseparoni 18.09.2014 @ 11:15am
I wont take off my sad face before You get some BrewDog beers in this fridge.
EvsBristol 18.09.2014 @ 11:15am
Even bottles of beer get a tag, no longer feel special
KongTheApe 18.09.2014 @ 11:15am
What do you mean theyre yours not mine? Its BrewDog not BrewHuman, Im confused.
David Edwards 18.09.2014 @ 11:15am
I know I was sick in your shoes last time, but...
FTGGarrow 18.09.2014 @ 11:14am
Mans best friends.
Matthew F 18.09.2014 @ 11:14am
You named me, so you should have thought of the consequences when it came to the no touching if someones name is on rule.
doggyfresh 18.09.2014 @ 11:14am
Im a dog and I bark really loud at other dogs
Notton77 18.09.2014 @ 11:13am
open the fridge Im gasping !
Arnav 18.09.2014 @ 11:13am
Damn you and your opposable thumbs, fascist!
Dan Bunker 18.09.2014 @ 11:12am
Thank the Dog God that the Brewdogs hoppy beers masked the smell of that one.
james m 18.09.2014 @ 11:12am
Youre getting hee haw till you vote AYE
Iain 18.09.2014 @ 11:12am
No, no, I said beer laboratory.
Kyanor 18.09.2014 @ 11:11am
What do you mean with No beer for dogs?
SpannaMUNKY 18.09.2014 @ 11:10am
What do you mean I cant have the fridge full of beer?! Look at these puppy dog eyes
Simcoe Himself 18.09.2014 @ 11:10am
Take one step closer, I double-dare you motherf*cker.
Dan Bunker 18.09.2014 @ 11:10am
Can I take your order?
jon@yeastismybitch.com 18.09.2014 @ 11:10am
Wheres the bloody hops then? Belgians and Wheats are no good to me!
Samwelburn 18.09.2014 @ 11:08am
Im just going to bloody well sit here until you install a dog flap
Dan Bunker 18.09.2014 @ 11:08am
It wasnt me!
Sanwelburn 18.09.2014 @ 11:07am
Im just going to bloody well sit here until you install a dog flap