It's been three months since we launched our Pawternity Leave policy at BrewDog - giving all staff who take on a four-legged friend (either a new pup or rescue dog) a week's leave to better get acquainted with their new arrival. Puppy Parental Leave is just one of the perks our BrewDog Crew enjoy, alongside being a Living Wage employer, offering medical insurance, sabbaticals and sharing 10% of the profits of our company with our staff (codename: The Unicorn Fund). 

To celebrate the three-month anniversary of Pawternity Leave we figured it was time for another BrewDog Caption Competition! Simply chip in with a caption to the photograph above and the funniest or most apt will win a case of Punk IPA for the person who dreamed it up! You can enter by adding a comment to the blog post below, or by adding a caption to Twitter and Facebook.

The contest will close next Friday 19th May and we will announce the winner then. Go!


The contest has closed and our winning entry came from Twitter. Congratulations to Ms Willemse and thanks to everyone who took the time to enter!

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BrewDog Rich 22.05.2017 @ 10:33am
Thanks for all the entries guys! The contest has closed and we have a winner (see above)
Glenn Collins 19.05.2017 @ 8:50pm
Don't Paws for thought, no politics here strong, stable for the many and not the few, Punk!!
andy h 19.05.2017 @ 6:13pm
I say old boy, is this brewed with real dog?!
Bob D 18.05.2017 @ 7:28pm
"I promise, I am only going to drink one (in dog beers!)."
anonymous 18.05.2017 @ 3:34pm
'Paw' me another will you,old chap
Anthony C 18.05.2017 @ 3:20pm
"Man's Best Friend"
Tony B 18.05.2017 @ 2:52pm
What do you get if you drink too many of these?

A cock-eyed spaniel.
Bob T 17.05.2017 @ 10:33am
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, you wanna, punk?
James b 17.05.2017 @ 9:20am
Gordon bennet Gary. Gary? GARY yer doing it again.....GARY!!! Put ya tongue back in pal yer putting me off me Punk. Ya barking mad pal.
Mark Robert W 17.05.2017 @ 8:55am
Had a Woof day...


Have a Brew-dog
Jonny B 16.05.2017 @ 10:36pm
'Dog E' you're drooly scrumptious!
Steve B 16.05.2017 @ 10:24pm
Dog on right--I told you the Fire Eater Burger was hot but you wouldn't listen!

Dog on left-- I know that now,l will stick with the Patriot in future,now get me another glass of pony!!!
KEVWAFC 16.05.2017 @ 9:32pm
It's the only think that helps wash down the kids homework
colin w 16.05.2017 @ 3:21pm
Big dog - "After we down these puppies, we should try the new Lone Wolf range. It's named after my great great great uncle, you know". (If my tounge doesn't impress her then that certainly will!)
Richard D 16.05.2017 @ 9:52am
Spaniel - so this is 1st dates ?
GSD - yep, sup it up bitch !
Katie Cuthill 16.05.2017 @ 9:39am
Spaniel: Act cool Dude, bitches 10' o clock.

Shepard : 'How .. you .. doing!'
(Joey voice)
MATT VEALE 16.05.2017 @ 9:36am
"Well this is more romantic than sharing a bowl of spagetti by a dumpster...what were you thinking?!"
Lucy Lovell 16.05.2017 @ 9:14am
Forget Lady and the Tramp, its Kingpin and the Punk
Catherine S 15.05.2017 @ 8:27pm
Don't you just love being sent to the Doghouse
Derek Orr 15.05.2017 @ 5:21pm
Fuck Me, that Neon Overlord is HOT!!!!
Delboy 15.05.2017 @ 4:54pm
And I thought WE were man's best friends!
Stephen Main 15.05.2017 @ 2:58pm
This place has really gone to the Dogs!
MATT VEALE 15.05.2017 @ 2:55pm
"Well this is better than a bowl of bloody pasta!"
Mark Johnston 15.05.2017 @ 2:35pm
Spaniel: That's some licker!
GS (puzzled): It's not liquor - it's beer.
Duels 15.05.2017 @ 2:15pm
I don't care what you say, you've got to be standing on a box.
peelman 15.05.2017 @ 1:03pm
How are we going to pick up this fine stemware with these paws?

No need to with a tongue as long as this buddy?
Elle 14.05.2017 @ 11:08pm
Does my tongue make me look fat???
Eric T 14.05.2017 @ 4:06pm
"Don't look over here, just listen. A human is staring straight at us with a camera. I think they know we've figured out the tap handles."
Neil Bowers 14.05.2017 @ 10:13am
Little Dog to Big Dog..

Trying to emulate Oliver Reed is not one of your finest ideas.

Big Dog to Little Dog drunkenly

I do not live in the world of sobriety hick hick hick....
Ali 13.05.2017 @ 10:26pm
Drink Punk; everything else is barking!
Frazer Hunter 13.05.2017 @ 8:50pm
Is that Tennents your drinking? Does it look like I lick my own arse.
Morten A 13.05.2017 @ 8:02pm
"Why do we preffer hanging out at BrewDog? Well, I think, for us, its all about feeling accepted for who we are, the friendly atmosphere and not being teased by people shouting "Walkies!" all the time! Oh, and the great beer!"
Rick Bashford 13.05.2017 @ 7:26pm
"That was a ruff night, time for some hair of the human"
Tony Savidge 13.05.2017 @ 7:19pm
Pedibrew dogs
anonymous 13.05.2017 @ 7:18pm
"Did you hear about the dyslexic athiest that didn't believe in Dog"
Rick 13.05.2017 @ 6:10pm
No holding holds in public're causing tongues to wag.
JusticeLeague88 13.05.2017 @ 4:40pm
"Gee, Doggo, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Same thing we do every night Pupper - try to bring epic craft beer to the people!"
Mark Robert W 13.05.2017 @ 3:22pm
i get it... but put your tounge away...... other dogs are starting to stare!!!!
Andy M 13.05.2017 @ 12:11pm
Bet you a packet of salt and vinegar that it can reach the bottom without touching the sides.
Hayley bolding 13.05.2017 @ 11:31am
Cmon Bruce you know she's all bark and no bite, put your tongue away & stop dribbling in your punk.....Plenty more poodles in the park
Michael Robinson 13.05.2017 @ 11:14am
Dog 1 "Have you heard they're opening a brewhuman"

Dog 2 "Does that mean we get a week off too?"
John murray 13.05.2017 @ 10:58am
"What do you mean, it's a perfect pint. I'm not re-pawing it"
Whizz 13.05.2017 @ 10:04am
Go on pull my tongue and see what happens.
Mike Scott 13.05.2017 @ 9:58am
My mate Lassey didn't have one this big. Probably why it took them so long to figure out Jimmy was down the well.
Kim Northam 13.05.2017 @ 9:42am
Drew: Why do you have your tongue out Rover?
Rover: If they think I'm thirsty they'll hopefully give me some more of this stuff!
Kenny McClean 13.05.2017 @ 8:18am
A leg of the flea that bit you.
Greg Rose 13.05.2017 @ 5:50am
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Wayne 13.05.2017 @ 5:13am
So I'm sniffing the bouquet on this lovely hoppy number, and the guy who has been putting me up for the last 6-7 years comes running out and looks disappointed and asks me to get away from thumper. I look back with more disappointment at the choice of name. true story
Ed 13.05.2017 @ 1:48am
Sup bitch
Lilly Bacon 13.05.2017 @ 12:25am
"I say ol' chap, do you detect a slight DMS nose in this one?"

"Well now that you point that out, I think I SQUIRREL!!!"
Steve 13.05.2017 @ 12:09am
Bitches be crazy, she was barking at me for going out again so I'll definitely be in the dog house when I get in
Andrew Lumley 12.05.2017 @ 11:31pm
"Hit me with your best lick....... Lick me......Lick me
Punk IPA is good....! C'est fantastique!
Lick me ....Lick Me....Lick Me

Drink me slowly , Drink me Quick
It's nice to be a lunatic "
Lick me ....Lick Me .....Lick Me "!
Scott Wilson 12.05.2017 @ 11:31pm
Press Paws before pressing Play
Richard Winters 12.05.2017 @ 11:03pm
They say these BrewDog beers are the dogs...well you know.
Really! In which case I'll have a couple more to replace the ones they cut off me last week!
Aidan Sparkes 12.05.2017 @ 9:41pm
I dunno what's longer frank, your tongue or the queue at the bar....
Andrew scouler 12.05.2017 @ 7:04pm
Should we drink this, it looks like they are brewing something awesome behind us?
Let's drink all of it.
Andrew 12.05.2017 @ 6:15pm
You don't normally drink in the Dog my mate?
Well it happened like this down at the Drunken Duck
"So bloke walks in the bar and says who's eaten the stuff squirrels?"
Then what? said the Alsatian
Well I looked at the floor all sheepishly and I heard him kicking off about the Biz Marks on the furniture and I thought he'll hit the chuffing roof when he sees what I've done to his penguin!!!
Hence I'm here
Robin Hewitt 12.05.2017 @ 5:54pm
Yo dawg, you're tongue's the same size as ma heid!
Bernie Wilson 12.05.2017 @ 5:51pm
"Hair Of The Dog 'll Be Worth Waiting For...mmm"
Ken 12.05.2017 @ 5:41pm
Oh baby, I don't know if your good looks or this Brewdog beer that makes my tongue get longer xx
Ally Mack 12.05.2017 @ 4:41pm
This is the face I pulled when they asked me to play dead in the office, all you could hear is folk saying "oh nooo it's like the deed owl all over again"
Dave Kennett 12.05.2017 @ 4:35pm
I just popped in for one as I have left the human on the car...but I have left the window open a crack
Jordan 12.05.2017 @ 3:49pm
"Subtle bouquet of morning toilet water on the tongue, would go well with cave aged marrowbone or unwashed socks"

"You had me at toilet water!!"
Scott C 12.05.2017 @ 3:13pm
Says the German Shepherd to the Spaniel:

Once the beer goggles kick in - them ladies over there will be all over us!
Luis Felipe Correia Rodrigues 12.05.2017 @ 3:09pm
So, hear this out: human and cat walk into a bar...
Mark 12.05.2017 @ 3:08pm
NewDog Shepherd's Crush
Rob Fairs 12.05.2017 @ 3:05pm
Thoughts - *Don't say hair of the dog. Don't say hair of the dog. Don't say hair of the dog. Don't say hair of the dog. Don't say hair of the dog.*

Hair of the Dog?

Katie S 12.05.2017 @ 3:01pm
In Dog Beers, I've only had 1!
Lawrence 12.05.2017 @ 2:57pm
"There's another 50 in the back. She's having a full year off."
Phil H 12.05.2017 @ 2:43pm
How was it for you?
Carolanne Yates 12.05.2017 @ 2:35pm
Had a woof day? Take it out on some Punk.
scott 12.05.2017 @ 2:34pm
paws for thought
B Dog 12.05.2017 @ 2:22pm
Small dog: You know what they say about big tongues

Big dog: What?
Ramjet 12.05.2017 @ 2:07pm
"Yaasss! Can't believe your fake ID worked, bro!"

"Shutup! Act cool..."
Steven Brown 12.05.2017 @ 2:05pm
"so your saying the whole hair of the dog thing is based on you?"..." yeah... That's kinda cool. But it I tell you how I wrangled my owner the week off? "
Ben Aldous 12.05.2017 @ 1:49pm
Dog walks into a butchers.
Have you got any sausages mate?
Sorry don't serve dogs!
Next day.
Have you got any sausages mate?
Sorry don't serve dogs!
Next day.
Have you got any sausages mate?
I've told you already I don't serve dogs if you come in and ask again I will nail your paws to the counter!
Next day.
Do you have any nails mate?
In that case can I have some sausages?
James Blest 12.05.2017 @ 1:29pm
Due to a incident at an airport involving jelly beans, TV producers have had to audition for new hosts of popular American TV show 'BrewDogs' The new presenters looked pleased with themselves at a recent photo shoot.
Ben Brazier 12.05.2017 @ 1:26pm
'Well, Martin, I don't know what they were doing while we were in Columbus, but this new batch of Punk has made me feel a bit weird'.

'Me too, James. Me too'.
Dan Earl 12.05.2017 @ 1:11pm
I hope to god Geoffrey that I don't feel dog rough in the morning
Simon Cooper 12.05.2017 @ 1:06pm
I needed this pint. It's been a ruff week...I'm not sure if I'll ever find out who's a good boy!
Peter Short 12.05.2017 @ 1:05pm
"This is not what I meant when I ordered two beer growlers..."
Marc V 12.05.2017 @ 12:48pm
That BrewDog pawternity leave is just great. But, do you think we will get masternity leave as we adopt new masters?
@cassiopasin 12.05.2017 @ 12:47pm
Must love hops
Richard 12.05.2017 @ 12:41pm
Says the Alsatian to the Spaniel:

So there's an English Setter, and Irish Wolfhound and a Scottish Terrier.....
Steve R 12.05.2017 @ 12:39pm
Roger "yes Tom" do you think my tongue will reach the beer?? Not again Roger! Woof hic woof
Mark Lambert 12.05.2017 @ 12:38pm
The German Shepard to the springer : You look HOP
Ben 12.05.2017 @ 12:37pm
'The beer selection here is mastiff'.
Howard Corns 12.05.2017 @ 12:37pm
"hair of the dog?"
Ally 12.05.2017 @ 12:36pm
See I said that my toung was drier that James's flip flop.
Tich 12.05.2017 @ 12:33pm
You taking the piss? Gonnae stick it in a bowl. We've not got opposable thumbs. Idiot.
Ben 12.05.2017 @ 12:32pm
'This Punk IPA is the Shih Tzu!'
anonymous 12.05.2017 @ 12:30pm
"Sorry for spilling your beer"
"Don't terrier self up about it"
Adam Burns 12.05.2017 @ 12:29pm
Brewdog's HR department were feeling a bit ruff after being hounded into introducing Pawternity Leave.
Richard 12.05.2017 @ 12:27pm
This Punk is the dogs bollocks.
Andrew Rainnie 12.05.2017 @ 12:25pm
"And then I showed her the length of my tongue."
Fraguk 1982 12.05.2017 @ 11:59am
(Dog 1) "I like to 'paws' for thought every now and then"

(Dog 2) "Don't...."

(D1) "If you drink too many of these, you'll feel 'ruff'!"

(D2) "Stop it..."

(D1) "What's wrong, i'm just telling 'tails'."

(D2) "God damn it Geoff!"
Kris L 12.05.2017 @ 11:59am
Thank Fur Its Friday
Maxwell 12.05.2017 @ 11:24am
Is it happy hour or yappy hour?
Pauly 12.05.2017 @ 11:21am
There has got to be a Lady & the Tramp gag but for the life of me I can't think of it