Caption Competition 12: Stone Penguin

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Caption Competition 12: Stone Penguin

Greg Koch (CEO and Co-founder of Stone Brewing Company) and BrewDog's James.

Win a bottle of TNP and Bismarck.  Huw Davies  won the Frame of Wonderment caption competition, email with your address to claim your prize!

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Comments (59)

Jonathan Tait 29th April, 2010 12:03pm
Bastards! Who filled my glass with walrus diarrhoea? Was it you? Yes, you with the shite hat on.
Alexander Bergenstråle 12th April, 2010 10:03am
Andreas Eriksson 7th April, 2010 8:21am
"Does my breath smell like fish?"
Arno Lepisk 3rd April, 2010 11:44am
You might be stronger, but I am louder!
Dimitri Carrer 2nd April, 2010 9:06pm
Colin Sabia 1st April, 2010 2:57pm
erick 31st March, 2010 10:21am
sorry, wrong blog :)
Erick (NL) 31st March, 2010 10:19am
Why waste your energy: remove the labels, replace them with penquin and bismarck labels and send them over to the portman group
Daniel Hartis 30th March, 2010 4:31pm
There are some things that even the great Morgan Freeman cant put into words. This is one of those things.
Andrew Madden 30th March, 2010 2:08am
Penguin suited prank-meister cant hide his unnatural phobia of saluting.
Douglas MacIntyre 30th March, 2010 1:37am
You are what you drink, and Ive just gone Nuclear!
anarchy999 29th March, 2010 7:06pm
i can see clearly now my ale is gone
Geoff 29th March, 2010 2:33pm
How many times do I have to tell you its KOCH not KOCK, how would you like it if I called you James TWAT!
Innes McCulloch 29th March, 2010 1:08pm
No matter how loud Pingu shouted the mad brewers hat was still louder!
kenneth wilkinson 29th March, 2010 11:54am
Not wanting to miss out on his favourite Brewdog beer the Giant red Moth had locked onto the Penguins throat
Kieran Wall 29th March, 2010 11:32am
Half a pint of TNP later...

James - My work here is done
Will 29th March, 2010 10:36am
I thought you said it was formal dress tonight?
anarchy999 29th March, 2010 9:11am
Don Trivisonno 29th March, 2010 5:28am
Penguins prefer powerful potations.
Tim Shaw 29th March, 2010 4:40am
Whats your damage son.
Joey Adams 29th March, 2010 3:52am
Doobie doobie doo...
Steve & Jim 29th March, 2010 3:41am
OHNO!! Penguins can sideward ejaculate!.......and drink beer!
Tony Halloin 29th March, 2010 3:09am
BrewDog James did not know The Penguin realized his true identity as Batman, until it was too late.
Barm 29th March, 2010 1:07am
That beer is small, but this one is far away.
Rob Fairs 28th March, 2010 10:11pm
The 21 Nun salute
danny ashton 28th March, 2010 9:59pm
P-p-p-p-pick up a pale ale.
Yvan Seth 28th March, 2010 9:16pm
Arrrrgh... ears are crunchy! *crunch*
Joey Bilotta 28th March, 2010 8:49pm
...moments before James learned the hard way not to unleash the Tactical Nuclear Penguin upon the simpleton Americans. Greg woke up the next mourning not knowing what happened, but with a full belly and a sudden desire to go to Scotland.
Joey Bilotta 28th March, 2010 8:28pm
...moments before James learned the hard way not to release the Tactical Nuclear Penguin upon simpleton Americans. Greg woke up the next mourning not know what happened, but with a full belly and a sudden desire to go to Scotland.
Christy Zail 28th March, 2010 6:45pm
You are standing on my flipper!!!!!
Michael Ferrari 28th March, 2010 6:33pm
Cry havoc and let slip the penguins of war!
Kyle Harvey 28th March, 2010 6:32pm
This is a formal occasion James, maybe you should penguin suit up next time!
Dan OLeary 28th March, 2010 5:54pm
Topher Mauerhan 28th March, 2010 5:46pm
Its going to be a loooooing night Batman!
Ross Macumber 28th March, 2010 5:29pm
We cant stop here, this is bat country!
richard boyden 28th March, 2010 5:06pm
Strong, Dark, Bold, Plenty of Character and Very Hoppy. The beer isnt bad either
Chris Mair 28th March, 2010 5:01pm
Thats Watt happens when you get a Penguin stoned
Susan Nisar 28th March, 2010 4:48pm
I ate his liver with some Pork Scratchings and a nice Stone Pale Ale pppppfffffaaaa!!
James Van Evera 28th March, 2010 4:28pm
Hey look! That penguin is trying to eat Ashton Kutcher!!
Judy Blomquist 28th March, 2010 4:28pm
James attempts to discuss the finer points of subtlety in Scottish marketing, but Greg is tragically deafened by his own patriotism.
Paul Kelly 28th March, 2010 4:24pm
Give me more beer, or your next, screamed the crazed penguin, he was out for frothy nectar!
Eric Stephens 28th March, 2010 4:19pm
Look, even a Peuman can do the Greg face, why cant you?
Mike Shelby 28th March, 2010 4:13pm
Give me the recipe or I shall devour you!
Andy Doonan 28th March, 2010 4:13pm
Maybe this guy in the penguin suit will go away if I ignore him.
Dan Curtis 28th March, 2010 4:08pm
The beer goggles after 2 of the world strongest beers still did not make this penguin attractive. James had had it up to here.
Andrew Clark 28th March, 2010 4:07pm
Now show me your James Face!
Todd Rivers 28th March, 2010 4:07pm
i guess you can take the penguin out of the wild, but you cant take the wild out of the penguin.
craig garvie 28th March, 2010 3:50pm
James was surprised at how much the waiter smelled of fish, and wished he wouldnt breath on him so much
Paul Sparrow 28th March, 2010 3:22pm
After a beer like that no one can blame you for wanting to taste another brewdog.
Gerard Lenaghan 28th March, 2010 2:40pm
Prepare for some regurgitated beer... you little shit.
shaun mcsweeny 28th March, 2010 2:33pm
ppppp piss off a penguin
shaun mcsweeny 28th March, 2010 2:30pm
when james asked for a tall bird with a big mouth an a fondness for beer this isnt quite what he expected
Philip Thompson 28th March, 2010 2:13pm
After the Christians hijacked March of the Penguins - this lill fella decided to showcase that penguins have no morals.
Joe Clark 28th March, 2010 2:04pm
Dogs for peace, Penguins for war!
Tom Sharp 28th March, 2010 1:35pm
A captain always downs his ship when the locals attack
Chris Price 28th March, 2010 1:21pm
Tipsy Nutty Penguin.
Christian Jul 28th March, 2010 1:15pm
Daniel [Schnille och Schmak] 28th March, 2010 1:11pm
Cartbozman 28th March, 2010 1:03pm
yes yes, Semper fi captain tartan, BUT YOURE STANDING ON MY SODDING FOOT!!!