Caption Competition 16: Lora Leigh

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Caption Competition 16: Lora Leigh

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John Rolph 18th December, 2010 10:47pm
Hello, My name is Lora.
Eric Baumann 10th December, 2010 4:45am
That bitch has bite
Aaron Worthington 9th December, 2010 1:13pm
some beers need more than just your average bottle opener...Hardcore IPA is one of them
Johnny Howes 7th December, 2010 11:24am
Hardcore IPA: The only time it's ok for her to use her teeth
Simon Bridgwater 6th December, 2010 9:43am
Lora was no longer worried about damaging her teeth - her next dental checkup wasn't for another 12 months.
Si 5th December, 2010 9:20am
Bet you wish you were *this* Hardcore...(or: Some beers claim to hit the spot. Only one reaches the back of the throat)
Eric Baumann 3rd December, 2010 11:11pm
Oral Sex just was never the same after this. I distinctly remember saying no teeth but she loves the scars.
john gray 2nd December, 2010 11:26pm
bit late telling me its a screw top.
Richard Lindblad 2nd December, 2010 9:45pm
BrewDog: Armed to the teeth.
Fredrik Magnusson 2nd December, 2010 5:58pm
After some Hardcore IPA, the trashy blonde turns into a sassy brunette.
JK 2nd December, 2010 11:26am
Mmmm ass to mouth now that's hardcore!
JK 2nd December, 2010 11:25am
I wish this was a cock!
Matthew Lowe 2nd December, 2010 12:57am
Seconds later there was blood, teeth and sick everywhere. Pop, fizz, her eye caught sight of the open bottle. She still savoured the taste... rode the rollercoaster... before rushing to A&E.
Luís Segura 1st December, 2010 9:05pm
Harcore IPA: Let Nothing Stop You.
richard boyden 1st December, 2010 7:35pm
Whats that? No bottle opener? Do it the Hardcore way, Punk!
john rolph 1st December, 2010 5:57pm
Do girls like Hard Core?You Betcha.
Johnny Be Good 1st December, 2010 9:37am
Lora was winning the battle to remove the brewdog top whilst the brewdog boys were nowhere to be seen when it came to removing Loras top
Big Worm 1st December, 2010 9:27am
You know when you've been hardcored!
david christie 1st December, 2010 9:20am
try the opener down below, it's got a better grip
Justin 1st December, 2010 7:52am
Hardcore IPA: The one load she'll be happy to swallow...
ryan mcarthur 1st December, 2010 2:53am
Damn girl! I said drink it don't bite it!!
Thomas 30th November, 2010 9:12pm
Hardcore. She'll take it the way she wants.
Nathaniel Southwood 30th November, 2010 8:37pm
Lora soon realised that performing fellatio on the bottle was not going to open it.
Colin McGregor 30th November, 2010 8:35pm
Even she can't write this shit...
ken wilkinson 30th November, 2010 7:27pm
The Deep Throat remake was a lot more Hardcore then the original
Chris D 30th November, 2010 6:08pm
Why be Punk, when you can be Hardcore!
Ben Wideman 30th November, 2010 5:16pm
Hardcore IPA - bottle opener not included.
caleb clark 30th November, 2010 4:33pm
Hardcore IPA - Imminent Pleaure Approaching
Iain Lyon 30th November, 2010 4:17pm
Hardcore IPA: That Brew Dog bite just got a little more Hardcore.
Paul Kelly 30th November, 2010 3:49pm
" My teeth open bottles, I break hearts."
Chris Schryer 30th November, 2010 3:29pm
Hardcore IPA; much less disappointing then Martin or James.
Sebastian 30th November, 2010 2:48pm
Hardcore IPA - When you're tired of the trashy blonde.
Erick 30th November, 2010 2:46pm
E P I C F A I Lshe just doesn't get it.
Hendrik Duerkop 30th November, 2010 2:14pm
hardcore al dente
Kim Odland 30th November, 2010 1:17pm
Our brand new Brewdog bottle opener. Hardcore Style!
Marcus 30th November, 2010 1:13pm
Beers with bite!...or...Bite me!
Roy 30th November, 2010 1:08pm
Once I get this top off and wrap my lips round it I dont stop till I've drunk every delicious drop.
stu 30th November, 2010 1:05pm
spunk ipa
Mark Cade 30th November, 2010 1:03pm
1/ BrewDog's new bottle opener was certainly proving more popular than the old key chain opener!2/ Lora Leigh - the Waiter's Friend3/ If you think this is impressive, you should see how I remove the cork from my bottle of AB:04!
Jim McCreadie 30th November, 2010 1:02pm
Get your gums round a hardcore!
Anthony H 30th November, 2010 1:01pm
Hardcore IPA: The most hardcore thing I've had in my mouth all day.
fluff 30th November, 2010 12:49pm
Give me the beer, I have something better for you to put in your mouth.
Paul H 30th November, 2010 12:40pm
To fully appreciate this Hardcore beauty, you have to take the top off.
Beer Hawk 30th November, 2010 12:10pm
Lora requires help removing her top - please form an orderly queue!
Dave H 30th November, 2010 11:49am
I want to be Scottish ...
Calum Murray 30th November, 2010 11:48am
1) Hardcore IPA. 9.2% alcohol. 100% awesome!2) Hardcore IPA. Clunge magnet.
Paul Hendry 30th November, 2010 11:33am
Stiff, Hard and Slides down easy!!!
Ang... 30th November, 2010 11:18am
a) I'd rather lose a tooth than a finger on my Brew Dog key chain opener...b) Unlike the rest of the world, in Scotland the tooth fairy leaves bottles of Brew Dog...
R Walker 30th November, 2010 11:15am
Lora was just about to give head (in an entirely non-sexual way)
Mark Illingworth 30th November, 2010 11:07am
I don't spit this.
Andreas 30th November, 2010 11:05am
BrewDogs Hardcore IPA - Bottleopener not included!
Barry Conlon 30th November, 2010 11:05am
the beer is so awesome that even the bottle tastes good!
Sam Newell 30th November, 2010 11:00am
She just loves the "pale ale"
Alistair Lane 30th November, 2010 10:59am
Hardcore IPA - Crack one out.
Sam Parker 30th November, 2010 10:55am
Either:Hardcore IPA - the tastiest thing I've had in my mouth recentlyorHardcore IPA - Hard to open but worth the dentist bill
Andy Young 30th November, 2010 10:51am
Dan Robertson 30th November, 2010 10:48am
Hardcore IPA - the only beer recommended by dentists.
magicdave6 30th November, 2010 10:47am
Win on all fronts.
The Ormskirk Baron 30th November, 2010 10:46am
Rob Fairs 30th November, 2010 10:46am
I can also catch bullets with my teeth.
Steve Ironside 30th November, 2010 10:45am
"I am the original Hardcore bottle opener!"
Kris Ball 30th November, 2010 10:43am
My hobby : Sneaking into peoples houses and hiding their bottle openers