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Comments (139)

James, BrewDog 6th October, 2011 1:31pm
Congratulations to Iain Louden, the winner with "Fuck this shit"
John Medd 2nd October, 2011 12:07am
Go ahead Punk, make my
InCervesioFelicitas 1st October, 2011 11:15pm
it's the Lord words
Greg R 1st October, 2011 6:57pm
You ain't getting nun!
Helen K 1st October, 2011 11:14am
Lord. I am in conflict. I am having nun of this trashy blonde but am I really to reject the dogma and turn my back on the 5am saint?
SashDog 1st October, 2011 10:13am
Nun can compare !
Orgastronomisk 1st October, 2011 1:00am
Brewdog - Redefining abbey ale.
Mario R 30th September, 2011 11:00pm
When it comes to beer Brewdog are the mother superior
Swede 30th September, 2011 9:45pm
- no i prefer Hardcore
Iain Louden 30th September, 2011 8:33pm
Fuck this shit.
bollandinho 30th September, 2011 4:31pm
"Mother Superior, we've found out that one of the nuns has a case of syphilis!""Good, I was getting sick of drinking Brew Dog all the time!"
willangus 30th September, 2011 4:21pm
A nun was pouring out bottles of lager naked one day. There was a knock at the door, "who is it?" she said. "It's the blind man" came the reply.She called the man to enter because after all, he was blind so it didn't matter she was naked."Nice tits love, where do you want your blinds?"
mrtomwebster 30th September, 2011 12:57pm
Sister acting crazy
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Stew 30th September, 2011 11:01am
This one's for all my fallen sisters
father ted 30th September, 2011 10:01am
i dont make a 'habit' of this
Ryan T 29th September, 2011 9:47pm
It's a race, It's a race, oh God which one will win?! Well that's the last of the cider father, think i'll go a 5am Saint!
Rich Y 29th September, 2011 7:52pm
Jesus turned water into wine. This religious lady is turning bland lager into craft beer. Who needs Jesus?
Freddy Star 29th September, 2011 5:41pm
Brewdog WISHES their beer had a legacy that included nuns and monks.Lets makes fun of german beer and then copy all their advertising anyway. Wankers
the pope 29th September, 2011 5:34pm
we drink 'nun' eh that pish here, get me a bitch pleeeeeeese !!!!!
SJ B 29th September, 2011 5:03pm
A Tactical Nuclear Penguin goes on strike.
Chris D 29th September, 2011 3:22pm
Sister Geraldine saw a blinding light, it was an angel. The angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Geraldine for God grants you flavour, not flavourless. Aroma, not stench. Crafted, not crafty and it shall be called, Brewdog."
James L 29th September, 2011 1:46pm
God's Will be done.....the punk way....Brewdog
mark h 29th September, 2011 1:32pm
Brewdog - unCONVENTionally good beers!
Alex B 29th September, 2011 11:59am
BrewNun Is Stern...Stern But Fair
Alex B 29th September, 2011 11:57am
Cleanse Thy Ales Of Sin
Andrew F 29th September, 2011 11:55am
BrewDog's missionary work continues apace.
Alex B 29th September, 2011 11:54am
Brew Nun Shows No Mercy
Samuele C 29th September, 2011 11:21am
"Hey punk! you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"
Samuele C 29th September, 2011 11:08am
"in punks we trust"
Craig Buchan 29th September, 2011 7:54am
Sorry mine should have beenand the 11th commandment came forth. 'Thou shall worship no other beer than Brewdog'!
Insbeerator 29th September, 2011 7:46am
Rather hardcore stuff than holy shit.
Matthew H 29th September, 2011 1:16am
Woship not - these inferior liquids... Brewdog's gonna save your soul!
Regan 28th September, 2011 11:49pm
I told you nuns don't swallow.
Ben H 28th September, 2011 11:14pm
Mother Teresa touched me......and her message was Brewdog!
Jennifer H 28th September, 2011 8:49pm
The nun and only BrewDog.
T J Sanwick 28th September, 2011 8:45pm
.........and 1 for my homies
Nacho 28th September, 2011 8:44pm
Ingrid didn't want to waste any brewdog covering up her incontinence accident...
the chefinator 28th September, 2011 8:39pm
Forgive them lord. They no not what they brew.
JoelDunder 28th September, 2011 8:37pm
And God said: there shall be light, but the Black Tokyo Horizon were to strong and continued to cover the world in delicious darkness. Sacrifice the tasteless malt of the world, for there is only one God and that God is a Dog.
Drew Sharp 28th September, 2011 8:08pm
"and on the 7th day god did kick back with a tasty brewdog and it was good"
Tiernan Duthie 28th September, 2011 7:47pm
I exercize these deamons! May the power of christ compel you to drink BrewDog instead.
Clara78 28th September, 2011 7:42pm
Lost Souls can be saved!
luke g 28th September, 2011 7:39pm
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luke g 28th September, 2011 7:21pm
Mary had a little dram, its yeast was *hite and slow;
Clara78 28th September, 2011 7:13pm
So long, farewellAuf Wiedersehen, goodnightto substandard beers, Hello to BrewDog!
Nic 28th September, 2011 7:13pm
Well, it's nun for the money,Two for the show,Three to get ready,Now go, cat, go. But don't you step on my brew dog beers.You can do anything but lay off of my brew dog beers.
Tiernan Duthie 28th September, 2011 7:10pm
If you are going to break an oath, make sure you have a good reason. Amen.
Craig Buchan 28th September, 2011 6:59pm
and the 11th commandment came through. 'Thou shall worship no other beer than Brewdog'!
Sam 28th September, 2011 6:43pm
conversion to faith!
Martin P 28th September, 2011 6:38pm
"All beers cant be blessed"
Mike Cox 28th September, 2011 6:33pm
Mary had prayed all week for her Brewdog delivery to come in tact, only to find that DHL had replaced broken 'My Name Is Ingrid' with substandard dross
HR 28th September, 2011 6:24pm
"Wonder if a lightning will strike when I start to pour the good ones..."
Martin C 28th September, 2011 6:16pm
And on the third day he said "Let there be taste"... Thus came forth the BrewDog, and he saw that it was good.
Iaiz 28th September, 2011 5:07pm
That bastard promised me wine!!
Tim Robson 28th September, 2011 5:00pm
No other Beers before BrewGod... (Dog I mean) orForgive me BrewGod for I have sinnedorGrowlers in the 16th century
triballus 28th September, 2011 4:32pm
Brewdog - Delightfully sinful
Rawson 28th September, 2011 3:57pm
Mary Money pouring one out for the real foamies
richard boyden 28th September, 2011 3:50pm
BrewDog beers are the best Bar Nun
Travis W 28th September, 2011 3:48pm
Even blind nuns choose Brew Dog.
Travis W 28th September, 2011 3:43pm
"No beer allowed in the dorms! This is the last of it. I've poured out the BrewDog already."
wiley82 28th September, 2011 3:33pm
this ones for my dead homies
Travis W 28th September, 2011 3:21pm
"Hang on lads, I'll be up with the good stuff as soon as I dispose of this swill."
Doosan Babcock 28th September, 2011 3:05pm
'Holy Golden Showers, Brewdog'! - after 1960's Adam West as Batman. Kerpow!!!
Richard W 28th September, 2011 2:59pm
Drink Brewdog - anything else is just a bad habit....
PK 28th September, 2011 2:28pm
Sisters are doin' it for themselves
Magnus m 28th September, 2011 2:23pm
Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none. Until beer of superior quality appears on a barrel infront of a nun
Deren K 28th September, 2011 2:23pm
Although it may seem like a paradox, even a saint can be a punk for some Brewdog, amen.
JoeBrewing 28th September, 2011 2:18pm
and the heathen ales of old were gathered up and disposed of as they had been deemed unworthy of being in the presence of the truly righteous ale
phil d 28th September, 2011 2:16pm
10 out of 10 nuns prefer brewdog
Kikki 28th September, 2011 2:15pm
This is my NUNNY STATEment!
dan278 28th September, 2011 2:12pm
A Slightly-Less-Than-Tactical Nuclear Penguin.
Martin B 28th September, 2011 2:06pm
PisswaSSer - Made from the urine of Bavarian nuns.
Dave Hoffman 28th September, 2011 2:03pm
To hell with this abomination, bring me a Brew Dog
skellingtoncrew 28th September, 2011 1:59pm
lord give me strength
skellingtoncrew 28th September, 2011 1:55pm
give me strength
TheIndianTonic 28th September, 2011 1:53pm
You have opened my eyes. In Brewdog I trust, I have found my shepherd. None other shall ever put me back into the path of tasteless, mass produced satanic beers.
Callum L 28th September, 2011 1:49pm
I can't stand this bland beer no more, the light of god is before me
CalUK1986 28th September, 2011 1:47pm
I can't stand this bland beer anymore, the light of god is before me
Darren G 28th September, 2011 1:47pm
No more of this Nun's piss for my girls! We're going Hardcore!
St. Teresa of Avila 28th September, 2011 1:38pm
If this is the way you treat your beers, it's no wonder you have so few!
Anders H 28th September, 2011 1:37pm
Water into wine was obviously simpler than crap beer into good beer.
Basunen 28th September, 2011 1:37pm
It's either Ingrid or nothing!
perspicacityCorruption 28th September, 2011 1:33pm
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
bicycleshorts 28th September, 2011 1:28pm
Nun's the word.
Wildman 28th September, 2011 1:27pm
The monks will be Trappistoff
Boomtown 28th September, 2011 1:26pm
And on the 4th day.....God did cast out bad beer.....
robert c 28th September, 2011 1:16pm
' I offer this sacrifice to the brew dog gods, please protect us from the evil brewers '
Ian P 28th September, 2011 1:09pm
Our Brewery who art in FraserburghBrewdog be thy name Thy craft beer come thy will be done in Hardcore as it is in Tokyo*Give us this day our Punk IPAand forgive us our cheap generic liquid cardboardas we forgive those who cheap generic liquid cardboard aganist us and lead us not into Stellabut deliver us from Tennentsfor thine is the 5AM Saintthe Trashy and the Zeitgeistfor ever and everBrac-ken
Stephen T 28th September, 2011 1:07pm
Nuclear Penguin tactics revealed.
Jack L 28th September, 2011 1:03pm
'Brew Nun'
Scott Murray 28th September, 2011 1:02pm
Give me punk or the saints will be the first to go !!
Desmodus 28th September, 2011 12:55pm
Thou shall not spill
Stefan W. H 28th September, 2011 12:48pm
The devils successrate skyrocketed after discovering Brewdog
Brad P 28th September, 2011 12:45pm
"Jesus That Tactical Nuclear Penguin makes you do some weird sh*t."
str0mma 28th September, 2011 12:30pm
Dust Thou Art, and Unto Dust Shalt Thou Return... Genesis 3:19
danlafferty 28th September, 2011 12:28pm
and the lord said cast ye evil into the earth and partake the sweet nectar of the brew dog!
Pauly 28th September, 2011 12:28pm
Formerly popular abbey brewers move into the novelty skipping rope business.
DANIEL R 28th September, 2011 12:26pm
Genesis - And God saw Brewdog craft beer, that it was good: and God divided the good beer from the piss...
Alan Russell 28th September, 2011 12:24pm
Abstrakt and Bitch Please and Paradox and Penguins... these are a few of my favourite things!
Ian J 28th September, 2011 12:18pm
Divine inspiration had provided the answer to the japanese knotweed problem clogging the brewery yard gravel
Daniel Rodriguez 28th September, 2011 12:18pm
A divine revelation
HR 28th September, 2011 12:17pm
If I am going to sin, might as well do it in style. First, off with the dishwater...
Ian J 28th September, 2011 12:14pm
Despite the absence of comedy drinking breasts, the competition was declared tasteless and returned from whence it came
Palme 28th September, 2011 12:14pm
"Tour willing has been fulfilled"
James H 28th September, 2011 12:10pm
"Ale Mary"
Hank 28th September, 2011 12:10pm
You know, I'm not sure this jetpack's any good at all.
Stephanos 28th September, 2011 12:07pm
"Thou shalt not worship false idols"
Johnny Mac 28th September, 2011 12:06pm
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
@aka_franklin 28th September, 2011 12:05pm
Break the habit
steveainger 28th September, 2011 12:03pm
Habit-ual offenders in the canon of tastelessness.
PeWi 28th September, 2011 12:03pm
Sisters are brewin' it for themselves.
guyhoneymoon 28th September, 2011 12:02pm
"We'll have nun of that!"
KevBaptist 28th September, 2011 12:01pm
'Even god loves Brewdog"
Euan C 28th September, 2011 11:57am
The Power of Zeitgeist Compels You!
Beermastiff 28th September, 2011 11:57am
"I'll be damned, my prayers were answered"
BenH 28th September, 2011 11:57am
Zombie nun pours beer on feet
Andrew C 28th September, 2011 11:56am
They said she couldn't even organise a piss-up in a nunnery. They were wrong.
Martin M 28th September, 2011 11:55am
''Would you not prefer a nice cup of tea Father?''.
Fizzgig 28th September, 2011 11:53am
Nun of that pish.
Thisisskin 28th September, 2011 11:53am
Sister Act 3: Changing Habits
Tank 28th September, 2011 11:52am
The sister felt it was her duty to discard of the unholy water.
kumpiseta 28th September, 2011 11:52am
Mark R 28th September, 2011 11:49am
Forgive them Lord, for they know not how to brew.
Phil E 28th September, 2011 11:49am
I'm on a mission from dog!
James B 28th September, 2011 11:48am
Nun Do It Better
Daniel H 28th September, 2011 11:47am
...Im dying for a piss.
Henrik B 28th September, 2011 11:47am
Thank you BrewDog, for now I have seen the light.
SJW 28th September, 2011 11:45am
Gregor R 28th September, 2011 11:45am
Pouring some out for my homie Jesus....But not the good stuff.
Chris D 28th September, 2011 11:44am
Time for a new habit.
MattG 28th September, 2011 11:44am
And the lord spake: "Cast away the ale of old and bring forth the brew of the hound" . And the lord was right.
a_gnome 28th September, 2011 11:43am
"Thou shalt not partake in graven beverages"
Dog 28th September, 2011 11:43am
Well, it was "God knows why"G.D. 28th September, 2011 11:42am
Never trust a non tactical nuclear penguin!
Steven P 28th September, 2011 11:42am
Dog 28th September, 2011 11:41am
"God know why"
Mike C 28th September, 2011 11:41am
non-craft beer...there'll be NUN of that
Jahnzilla 28th September, 2011 11:39am
"there'll be no drinking on my shift!"