Caption Competition 31

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Caption Competition 31

Win a share in BrewDog with our latest caption competition.

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Comments (85)

mario88 21st November, 2013 11:52pm
The perfect Brew Dog accessory for those who like to take the chill off their beer. 21st November, 2013 11:14pm
I told you I could party harder than Charlie Sheen and make it into work the next day 21st November, 2013 11:14pm
I tell you what big man... this is gonna hurt when its time for a jobby tomorrow!
BoySki 21st November, 2013 2:03pm
BrewDog refreshes the parts other beers cant reach(Especially for squirrels who love white boards)
badabooma 21st November, 2013 1:52pm
Needs more squirrel ...
Smartypants 21st November, 2013 10:33am
Googled Quantum Physics in a nutshell. I then found the biggest nut Ive ever seen in my life. I couldnt resist stuffing my face with it. Thats how I ended up here.
Sdewer 20th November, 2013 11:08pm
Whilst practising his party trick for the upcoming festive season, Steve noticed that indeed, fractions are tricky.
Paolo 20th November, 2013 9:25pm
Irvine Welshs adaptation of The Tales of Squirrel Nutkin was going well ... 20th November, 2013 6:41pm
I told you I could party harder than Charlie Sheen and still make it into work the next day
Cmurray 20th November, 2013 4:37pm
Nuts about brewing!
C.H. 20th November, 2013 1:09pm
Apparently it didnt contain a hazelnut in every bite.
Braidseaquine 20th November, 2013 12:29pm
Latest cashew flow indicates grey pound not in the red.
mohanalapatt 20th November, 2013 11:49am
Squirreling beer bottles is better than squiggling numbers on a board ?!!
Degmau5 20th November, 2013 10:10am
I would love to read these numbers. Not sure why but I woke up with a stiff neck this morning and cant seem to look at anything but the ceiling. Somebody, yes you the stuffed moose, get these numbers on the ceiling
Dirk 20th November, 2013 2:24am
Have you met my pet squirrel? Her name is Linda Lovelace?
James Arbuckle 20th November, 2013 1:19am
Finally! Thought Trevor. The time has come to shed this squirrel skin and reveal my true form! Bow down to me whiteboard for I am The End Of History!
SashDog 19th November, 2013 8:57pm
Mark Stevenson 19th November, 2013 5:18pm
After fine-tuning his plan to bring about the end of history, evil Dr. Nutkins felt a warm liquid glow brew up from within
jame351 19th November, 2013 2:47pm
Formula of my brand new, kick ass style of beer, that I spent years without sleep, is finally complete! muahaha (mad squirrel laugh) Feeling quite stuffed by it.
perro malo 19th November, 2013 1:55pm
up your aspirations
Grahamf4 19th November, 2013 12:34pm
Interesting Brewdog fact #202: Who knew that a squirrels arse was that stretchy?
Ben Harrison 19th November, 2013 11:38am
Harold realised that after double booking his 3.15, he was absolutely stuffed.
duffman 19th November, 2013 10:25am
Theses figures are nuts!
Ste O'Neill 18th November, 2013 11:03pm
All these dinner dates but Im stuffed...
Joakim Gunnar 18th November, 2013 10:03pm
Mr. Nuts couldnt wrap his head around the economics in the company, a nice Brewdog beer had to do! 18th November, 2013 8:28pm
Squirrel plots the end of history
Paw 18th November, 2013 7:06pm
This recipe nuts!
ben dodds 18th November, 2013 6:49pm
Looks good... fill me up and stick me in the fridge!
ParreP 18th November, 2013 5:18pm
And they said downing the entire bottle was a bad idea, they might have been right..
Simon 18th November, 2013 5:14pm
Taxidermy bottle squirrels- WORST WHITEBOARD ERASER EVER!
Simon 18th November, 2013 5:11pm
And last thing I remember saying to Trevor the squirrel was - if you dont add more hops to the recipe, Ill shove this bottle right up your arse!
tgfencer 18th November, 2013 5:10pm
Hey, hey guys, look! If I put my head just so, it looks like I have a bottle inside me. Awesome, right?
iainRDG 18th November, 2013 4:52pm
in heinsight the tattoo may have been less painfull
Ronan McCann 18th November, 2013 4:42pm
Although the audience listened intently, Franks presentation was ultimately hindered, not by the bottle protruding from his mouth, but because he left his whiteboard markers at home.
Mark Pyper 18th November, 2013 4:22pm
Dead squirrel with a beer bottle shoved down its throat looks up at a whiteboard full of writing
OllyFL 18th November, 2013 3:48pm
67.5% you say?Fuck it. Im in.
Ben Franklin 18th November, 2013 3:15pm
Mr Squirrel was taken aback as the full gravity of the situation dawned on him
Vidar Hrafn 18th November, 2013 3:14pm
Brewdog, bottle gobbling good
Cookie-101 18th November, 2013 3:05pm
Heres a bottle that has been squirreled away for a later date.
A_Segu 18th November, 2013 2:52pm
Well, I lost that bet. This math stuff is tougher than I thought!
acrowson 18th November, 2013 2:39pm
After the red squirrel had managed to get some friends in politics to help fight back against the grey squirrel, the greys went into hiding, vowing to return.Ever since that day, a small crack team of grey squirrel have been developing a weapon so powerful, no human could remain standing after being hit with it.Today we received this picture as our first warning, the greys will rise again! Latest reports show the red squirrels are working on a team of dedicated beer lovers to tackle the greys once and for all, your country needs you!
Ben wants beer! 18th November, 2013 2:17pm
Ive met hopheads before, but this is I-PE-A nuts!
haggsy23 18th November, 2013 2:05pm
E = MC Squirreld
NigelH 18th November, 2013 2:01pm
Got it!! New Squirrel beer complete with stubby cooler. Brilliant work James
The Del 18th November, 2013 1:57pm
Finally, Ive cracked it !
@callumsaunders 18th November, 2013 1:53pm
He would beg, steal and BURROW to get his paws on some BrewDog shares...
Paiskiainen 18th November, 2013 1:48pm
Stand back guys, I got this.
The Del 18th November, 2013 1:47pm
Brewdog, not even the bottle leaves a bad taste in the mouth
Callum Saunders 18th November, 2013 1:46pm
The only member of staff that was bright-eyed and bushy tailed after the BrewDog Christmas party...
Sotgnomen 18th November, 2013 1:33pm
Another recipe fixed in the night..BeerSquirrel awaaaaayyy!
vogod 18th November, 2013 1:29pm
It was hard work to set the schedule for the taxidermy-revenge. Not to mention ordering human sized bottles.
Colin N 18th November, 2013 1:21pm
Having squirreled away their funds all year, Dave thought the projections were looking rather tasty.
Diogo Olivares 18th November, 2013 1:20pm
Damn, Id freaking rather drink this beer than pour it! - Mr. Squirrel
Christopsy 18th November, 2013 1:17pm
Ah yes, the circumference of the nut will inversely effect the nuttiness of the nut ale...
F4R537KTP09 18th November, 2013 1:13pm
General squirrel shows and interprets calculations and figures leading to brewing the best beers in the world... After showing his incredible bottleneck tongue.This is the end of history for bad beers mates!
Ben Kassous 18th November, 2013 1:12pm
Bottled it.
Stephanos 18th November, 2013 1:09pm
squireling some brews away for a rainy day
Spencey777 18th November, 2013 1:05pm
Whiteboards. Remarkable arent they?
Granulated 18th November, 2013 1:04pm
Huh...All I see is a bunch of squigles !?
Marton Sefcsik 18th November, 2013 1:04pm
All that stuff on the board and you decided to stuff me...
MJ 18th November, 2013 1:03pm
Love math and leave the trees!
Manuel Ramirez 18th November, 2013 1:03pm
After work I was so thirsty that I drank the whole bottle.
Mathias 18th November, 2013 1:00pm
Go stuf yself
Simple Lampoon 18th November, 2013 1:00pm
Guys, weve been studying the figures and we think we have identified the bottleneck in production...
Welsh Mike 18th November, 2013 12:57pm
Breaking Bad spinoff confirmed: The End of HiStOry - brews liquid meth
Jaylaxton 18th November, 2013 12:57pm
This board makes sense to you??And you say Im nuts........
Peter Tudor 18th November, 2013 12:57pm
The conceptual design for the new hopzooka was so cutting edge, it required a special protective casing.
Mike W-G 18th November, 2013 12:56pm
At first glance the squirrel appeared gutless, but on examining his plan it became obvious he had bottle after all.
Mack 18th November, 2013 12:55pm
Is this the formula for crack? Im pretty sure they used it when they came up with this idea. Stuffed squirrel surrounding a bottle.
RHagen 18th November, 2013 12:53pm
This would be a lot easier to understand if I wasnt dead and filled with alcohol.
meesais 18th November, 2013 12:53pm
Guys, I think we need to reduce the SiO2 in the next batch...
danizzard 18th November, 2013 12:51pm
Guys, I think weve identified the bottleneck in production...
RedHeadFashion 18th November, 2013 12:49pm
At this years Hunger Games, the odds were most definitely not in the squirrels favour.
Matt Evans 18th November, 2013 12:47pm
Acorn be arsed to work today
simonb11 18th November, 2013 12:46pm
Youd have to be nuts to choose any other brewers beer!
Barry C 18th November, 2013 12:46pm
Winter weather forecasts confirm a rise in Squirrel Nuts
Stag 18th November, 2013 12:43pm
Hello Mr. Board, could you spare some coins? Oh, thank you, yes, into the bottle, please. God loves you!
Danny Uzice 18th November, 2013 12:43pm
Conscience: Well Mr.Squirrel, I find this all rather shallow and pedantic.....Mr.Squirrel: I concur Other Squirrel.....I concur
Charlie Blake 18th November, 2013 12:42pm
Mr Squirrel got the concept of downing the bottle completely wrong.
Paul Alexander 18th November, 2013 12:41pm
Keith Harris and maths dont mix...
illogicalfrog 18th November, 2013 12:41pm
Ill be stuffed if this batch goes wrong.
Peter Vannet 18th November, 2013 12:40pm
(P + l) (a + n) = pa+pn+la+lnI just foiled your plan evil brew scientists !
Adraebwyn 18th November, 2013 12:39pm
Equity for nuts?
Andrew ABZ 18th November, 2013 12:36pm
Somehow, Mr Squirrel could sense more comrades could be for the chop...!
James Staines 18th November, 2013 12:34pm
Maths is hard enough when you gots brains, let alone in my situation...