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Mario R 20th December, 2011 4:41pm
I thought the plan was to steal the bullion and escape to Switzerland - but haven't we just passed Barclays.
Jonathan H 20th December, 2011 10:08am
Nice pair spotted in tank top.
Linda C 20th December, 2011 12:40am
Not sure this is what Mary Portas meant by increasing the high street profile!
Josh 19th December, 2011 8:54pm
After being heavy-handed with a joss stick seller, the army called in Brewdog to save them from the maddened crowd.
Valter S 19th December, 2011 6:37pm
This just in: The true motives of Scottish brewery BrewDog where finally revealed, when they launched their invasion of England, after first ensuring the locals were in no state to make a stand, after drinking some of the worlds strongest beers. Fear is growing regarding the use of a rumored "Tactical Nuclear Penguin" to take down the reaming opposition.
Ian J 19th December, 2011 6:36pm
Not content with re-writing the rules of brewing, Brewdog turned their hand to carrols:(To Fairytale of New York)It was a Christmas Eve brewIn the Punk tankA young man said to me, have another oneAnd then he sang a songAnd drank a dog of brewI turned my face awayAnd sold some shares to you...Brewed up a hoppy oneCame in at 10.8 to 1Mouth's got a feelingThis punk's for me and youSo Hoppy ChristmasI love you BrewdogI can see an equity timeWhen all our brews come throughAnyone got the number of a decent cab firm? :-0
Andy M 19th December, 2011 3:11pm
Santa had just watched the repeats footage of Tianamen square, the other 5 were happy with an IPA but you can't please everyone!
Maddog 19th December, 2011 3:05pm
Look what we stole while Kim Jong Il was sleeping.....he's WHAT??....... I thought he looked a little pale
Chris A 19th December, 2011 2:07am
Head of Marketing: "Em, this is not what we meant by aggressive marketing".
T J Sandwick 18th December, 2011 11:03pm
Christmas shopping on oxford street was full scale war this year.
LindaT 18th December, 2011 10:01pm
Brewdog is determined to get the punks tanked up - one way or another!
Oyvind Grimstad Gryt 18th December, 2011 8:03pm
Outnumbered by drunk Santas and a mob armed with fancy electronic devices, the Brew Dog team finally had to hand over their most cherished items.
Christine Jump 18th December, 2011 7:56pm
Victory celebrations break out in the streets after Brewdog punks take Camden,
Mark R 18th December, 2011 6:41pm
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the pubs and in the bars, we shall fight in the streets and night clubs; we shall never surrender! We shall carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the IPA, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the world from the evil forces of CAMRA and watery lager.
@TheDavisDiet 18th December, 2011 4:03pm
NEWSFLASH: CAMRA officially ban beer served from a tank!
Simon Mawson 18th December, 2011 11:24am
Punk IPA blows your head off - literally!
Mike Head 17th December, 2011 9:23pm
My Boatless Booze cruise.
Frenger 17th December, 2011 6:42pm
Next stop tiananmen square!
Colin Black 17th December, 2011 5:18pm
On their way to destroy Carling the Brewdog boys stopped to spread some Xmas cheer!!!
Richard B 17th December, 2011 4:13pm
in a bid to avoid the conjestion charge, the brewdog boys came with back up.
Jacob L 17th December, 2011 2:13pm
The revolution will not be televised. It will be Brewdog.
paul green 17th December, 2011 1:19pm
mike_cox 17th December, 2011 11:52am
Father Christmas was among the 100's of people out in force trying to find out what had happened to their Christmas orders made in November with only a tank protecting James & Martin
mayor of london 17th December, 2011 11:26am
i said i was looking for a couple of tanks ?? whoa ha ha : )
Simon C 17th December, 2011 9:28am
OK, set the controls for the heart of CAMRA HQ
Tom R 17th December, 2011 8:44am
Brewdog Camden tanks on the first day. Not conventionally though.
dannyt2003 17th December, 2011 6:54am
The invasion is coming, and it's name is Brewdog.
Philip P 17th December, 2011 5:05am
In order to get through the christmas crowds in Camden the brewdog tream resorted to some rather unique tatics
skelpy 17th December, 2011 3:55am
ho ho ho its xmas time brew dog style no better time to get TANKED UP merry crimbo ps forget the nutts get some "there is no santa beer , i pitty the fool
Jamie R 17th December, 2011 12:30am
Never in the field of craft beer was so much owed by so many to so few.
Jamie R 17th December, 2011 12:28am
James and Martin were met by a hero's welcome after paying the congestion charge with live ammunition...
Fanboy Puppy Lover 17th December, 2011 12:11am
How many are left James?I'll buy them!!!!
Fanboy Puppy Lover 17th December, 2011 12:04am
I hope the shares sell out soon!I'm getting fed up of all these promotions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed 16th December, 2011 10:54pm
Dunno about this cockney rhyming slang James, but I think the guy at the front is having a sherman.
stoms 16th December, 2011 10:13pm
Take me to your leader.
NS 16th December, 2011 10:12pm
The tough economic climate effects the latest design of the Popemobile during his London visit
Kenneth E 16th December, 2011 9:32pm
it's not a job it's an fucking adventure
Benjamin W 16th December, 2011 9:31pm
For the good people of Camden all their Christmas' really had come at once...
Kristian R 16th December, 2011 8:57pm
"You're healed, and you're healed, and you're healed, and you're healed, and you're healed"
ryan 16th December, 2011 8:55pm
Brewdog liberate London's beer drinkers taste buds
16th December, 2011 8:52pm
Uhhh… guys…? It looks like there might just actually be a Santa….
Kenneth E 16th December, 2011 8:07pm
make beer not war
Juize 16th December, 2011 8:04pm
We need you! Join brewdog now!
George S. Patton 16th December, 2011 7:54pm
BrewDog always served in the finest tankard
ianprise 16th December, 2011 7:31pm
Right Martin, hit the gas then a hard right turn, then there really will be No Santa.
highlanddempster 16th December, 2011 6:20pm
its mad friday it must be the brewdog xmas bash
highlanddempster 16th December, 2011 6:17pm
And we have had crowds like this all the way down from the Broch; pity we weren't collecting for children in need
Mark W 16th December, 2011 4:55pm
Santas beat army in drinking competition
SashDog 16th December, 2011 4:50pm
Go ahead Punk, make my day !Erm....the riots are over now...
Murorga 16th December, 2011 3:56pm
Dull beer + GTA London = BrewDog invasion
Andrea T 16th December, 2011 3:31pm
One day of ordinary insanity
MrPockets 16th December, 2011 3:25pm
Is this what you mean when you say lets get tanked up?
André G 16th December, 2011 3:09pm
stranger than fiction
Rob F 16th December, 2011 3:01pm
'Course I'm over the limit, but then this isn't a car, is it?
Rob F 16th December, 2011 3:00pm
Make love not war! Breasts not weapons! Tanks for the mammary.
Graeme W 16th December, 2011 3:00pm
Rally up the troops! The battle in Camden may have been won, but the war against pisswater is far from over!
Murorga 16th December, 2011 2:19pm
BrewDog: the inevitable result of a youth spent drinking dull beer and playing GTA London.
SJ B 16th December, 2011 2:17pm
The Brewdog Camden launch was always expected to blow you away.
SJ B 16th December, 2011 2:14pm
The Hops Kill Nazi's back up plan.
bazturk 16th December, 2011 1:57pm
The boys forgot the flag so drew straws for whose baggy pants were going up the flagpole.
Scotjock 16th December, 2011 1:36pm
When we said Universial domination we actually meant it!
Michelle O 16th December, 2011 1:35pm
Militant kindness - aggressively awesome like our beers
Daniel C 16th December, 2011 1:26pm
@ american apparel winter sale
Nathaniel S 16th December, 2011 1:18pm
A tank was the only option when the lager louts attacked...
chrisvyse 16th December, 2011 1:16pm
Santa has decided sleighs, reindeer and socks-for-gifts are sooo last century. Tanks, malt-shovellers-in-santa-suits, and craft-beer-in-cans are the festive future!
Tosy 16th December, 2011 1:00pm
Above us only the Hop.
liberty_beer 16th December, 2011 12:54pm
Fuck the Bendy Bus, this is the right way to get round Camden. Boris Bikes go right under the tracks.
mark h 16th December, 2011 12:34pm
Santa discovers Hardcore IPA. Ends up in the Punktank...
Fraser C 16th December, 2011 12:30pm
Once they had cleared the barrel of the Punk IPA tinny that had come out the wrong way, Lager drinkers everywhere would have to discover their taste buds.
Joon82 16th December, 2011 12:16pm
The UN insist thier controversial UK peace initiative is vital to improving the future taste and mind-set of its people.
Simon T 16th December, 2011 12:12pm
I wonder if all these people realise I am driving with no pants on?
Simon T 16th December, 2011 12:10pm
Camden streets were lined with connoisseurs celebrating the victorious arrival of the all-conquering craft beer brewers. Long live Brewdog!
Stuart O 16th December, 2011 12:03pm
Brewdog regrets beer-naming gaff.
py0alb 16th December, 2011 12:00pm
Martin and James set off early for the great british beer festival this year
steve jones 16th December, 2011 11:58am
No James, when I said that if the brewery got more tanks we could take over the world, this is not what I meant!
joon82 16th December, 2011 11:56am
Cry Havoc and Let Slip the BrewDogs of War
Travis W 16th December, 2011 11:53am
The Brew Dog generals lead from the front when invading new territories.
Simo Raittila 16th December, 2011 11:44am
How Tiananmen Square would have gone if China had human rights and BrewDog bars.
Giorgio Bona 16th December, 2011 11:40am
Gareth S 16th December, 2011 11:39am
Things seem to have improved in Iraq following the arrival of Brewdog
Simo Raittila 16th December, 2011 11:37am
Drunk driving BrewDog style. Safety first!
Mark Murphy 16th December, 2011 11:36am
The rebellion against bland continues. Enemy forces have started to retreat.
Simo Raittila 16th December, 2011 11:36am
The parade after the liberation of beer was starting to get out of hand.
Travis W 16th December, 2011 11:30am
BrewDog brings out the big guns to take on CAMRA.
Jamie R 16th December, 2011 11:30am
After seeing footage of the London riots, Martin and James were taking no chances...
Shampain 16th December, 2011 11:27am
Undercover CIA make plain clothes blunder in August uprising!
Jiimies 16th December, 2011 11:27am
Piece. Out.
Stephanos 16th December, 2011 11:21am
Santas say "Tanks a lot" for their free beer.
Jason F 16th December, 2011 11:20am
BrewDog react to news that Camden Council consider bringing in a NightLife Tax
njmenzies 16th December, 2011 11:17am
Ronan M 16th December, 2011 11:10am
After Sinking the Bismark, storming Camden Street was easy... 16th December, 2011 11:09am
Head of marketing mishears James and Martin as they talk of celebrating the opening of BrewDog Camden with a 'massive tank'...
Ben B 16th December, 2011 11:09am
Hops Kill Nazis; Brewdog Liberate Camden
sipowicz 16th December, 2011 11:09am
Off to get tanked up at Brewdog!
calumrobertson 16th December, 2011 11:06am
Brewdog aim the canon at the beardy old guy in the crowd with the CAMRA badge - 'death by Punk'!
Dennis Brandrick 16th December, 2011 11:05am
To celebrate the opening of Brewdog Camden, the Army kindly agree to shoot all lager drinkers
Victoria W 16th December, 2011 11:04am
Due to the economic crisis, Santa turned to looting and rioting in the streets of London to fulfil his obligations this year. Met Police took the unique step of enlisting the aid of Brewdog to appease the rioters with beer, instead of dousing them with water.
Graham N 16th December, 2011 11:03am
A new challenger arrives in camden which aims to blow away the competition.
Rolls81 16th December, 2011 11:02am
Henrik B 16th December, 2011 11:02am
I knew you needed big tanks to be a brewer, but this is ridiculous!
Ian Banks 16th December, 2011 11:01am
The much anticipated, brewed inside a sweaty tank ale arrives at Brewdog Camden
david f 16th December, 2011 11:00am
James Watt & Martin Dickie.......right pair of 'Tankers'
Campbell M 16th December, 2011 11:00am
Bald man and Jesus escape Zombies using nothing but beer and a tank.
Ben Lazenby 16th December, 2011 10:59am
Beer Militia take strong actions against fake santas.
helen c 16th December, 2011 10:59am
Brewdog Barstaff take extreme measures to make sure that everyone got what was due to them.
Dan S 16th December, 2011 10:58am
"Any of you f*****g Pr***s move & I'll execute every mother f*****g last one of you"
Stian K 16th December, 2011 10:58am
When we said our beers were aggressive...WE MEANT IT!
.jpg 16th December, 2011 10:57am
Nick M 16th December, 2011 10:57am
sarah L 16th December, 2011 10:56am
Equity for drunks riot gets out of hand!
dan b 16th December, 2011 10:54am
Brewdog Camden taking the expression 'Getting tanked up' to a whole new level...
chris t 16th December, 2011 10:50am
It turns out that you need to take drastic measures to ensure that there is no que jumping in the line for Brewdog Camden