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We love a pun at BrewDog, that's no secret. But we also love it when our fans step up to the plate to deliver some fine one liners of their own. So if you've got the perfect bit of punmanship for this snap, you could win yourself a big ole case of Punk IPA.

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Comments (62)

BrewDog Johnny 16.07.2015 @ 3:18pm
Thanks for all your awesome entries folks!

The winner is Facebook User, Derek Ross with:

"I used to drink standard lager. Now I drink Punk IPA. My coat is now 75% more fluffy and I wear a monacle. It's also given me the power of speech."
GBRYANT 14.07.2015 @ 4:06pm
Some punk told me to invest in diageo. You gotta be kitten me
Sarah B 13.07.2015 @ 9:24pm
According to Schrodinger's cat there is only one equitable possibility. A Brewdog reality. 13.07.2015 @ 8:17pm
What the devil are you looking? Oh yes the prospects, if i suppose invest in brewdog. All though Brewcat has a better sound to it. Meow...
Stevie Roberts 13.07.2015 @ 1:26pm
Impaled Purring Aristocat
Michael C. 11.07.2015 @ 10:03pm
And what's more ladies and gentlemen, this investment comes with absolutely no hidden claws!
Leigh Batten 11.07.2015 @ 12:50pm
You had one job ! I said BrewDOG not Cat you idiot !
Glenn Marvell-James 11.07.2015 @ 12:24pm
I'm really feline the need for PUNK IPA
Ian 11.07.2015 @ 12:14pm
Patrick's Punk 'O' Scope was having difficulty spotting the Brew de France stars.
Eric Cartman 11.07.2015 @ 12:12pm
My cat is sad because it's not Brewdog.
Zef Cherry-Kynaston 11.07.2015 @ 12:05pm
It's raining cats and (brew)dogs.
Sara Donaldson 11.07.2015 @ 12:04pm
I say Jeeves, if I can't find the headquarters to stake my claim, quite frankly I'm stuffed. Now, how about a snifter while you peruse the map?
James M 10.07.2015 @ 9:07pm
This little punk cat definitely wants equity to Brew Dogs. Do you?
Jason Cheung 10.07.2015 @ 9:03am
I'll have the name changed to Brewcat even if it's the last thing I do!
Jim Wiseman 09.07.2015 @ 8:55pm
I'm a cat and this is the (Brew)dog's bollocks
Ale Be Honest 09.07.2015 @ 1:16pm
Fat cats remain unaffected by London Tube Strike, choosing to travel by parachute to their offices, without a hair out off place.
Scott W Leslie (Magic) 09.07.2015 @ 12:16pm
"Don't sit on the fence, become an Equity Punk now!"
Michael Carpenter 09.07.2015 @ 7:09am
A purr-fect investment opportunity in purr-fection in a glass! Just a shame that have a dog, now please help me off this fence and il share the secret of Equity Punk!
Kay tichelaar 08.07.2015 @ 11:51pm
Equity furr punks!
Grant Weston 08.07.2015 @ 10:04pm
I'm feline in the mood for some investin'
Ruscilli 08.07.2015 @ 9:22pm
My dear fellow, which way to the nearest Brewdog?
dale clark 08.07.2015 @ 9:17pm
I'm feline on top of the world thanks to punk ipa!! 08.07.2015 @ 8:28pm
no i'm not smuggling a beer in my vest, i'm just happy to see you.
Norman Page 08.07.2015 @ 7:14pm
Nice to see a fat cat getting shafted instead of decent folk.
Dave Mortimer 08.07.2015 @ 7:09pm
For Lord Pawsworth it was not enough to just figuratively look down on other beers.
Ole P 08.07.2015 @ 6:34pm
Do not dare touch my purr-fect brew you filthy animal!
Peter Carr 08.07.2015 @ 5:39pm
"Never, never, never, never give up Beer"
Mark Taylor 08.07.2015 @ 5:38pm
I say old chap, help me untangle this parachute contraption and I will personally see your social status is propelled ten fold with admittance to our very exclusive punk equity club.......whot,whot.
Scott Edwards 08.07.2015 @ 5:25pm
Didn't realise I was next on 'The End of History' bottle warmer list.
Dr. D 08.07.2015 @ 5:22pm
I want your home brew-kitty now, Mother Punker!
shetlandshaun 08.07.2015 @ 5:03pm
I have an important meeting with the investors this morning regarding my new line of craft milk, Brewcat!!!
captainblighty 08.07.2015 @ 4:44pm
There;s only one punk aristocat pal
Blake D Morgan 08.07.2015 @ 4:27pm
Yes good sir…The Canis lupus familiaris are indeed brewed with a handful of brews.
Ronan McDaid 08.07.2015 @ 4:20pm
Me: "few beers after work?"
Cat: "not sure, I'm on the fence"
Tim John 08.07.2015 @ 4:19pm
What's all this bollocks lately about dogs? be more dog! Brewdog! etc...etc.

*SIP* Oh..... I see.
paulmillz 08.07.2015 @ 4:19pm
I love..................Punk IPA, me. Why the big paws?
Victor Paszkiewicz 08.07.2015 @ 4:14pm
Budweiser? I hardly know her!
rob e 08.07.2015 @ 3:54pm
"Mainstream beer? How very pedestrian of you..."
TJ Driscoll 08.07.2015 @ 3:49pm
Hmm, yes quite, ol' chap! I do believe I see a fresh delivery of delectable PUNK IPA on the horizon. Summon my carriage!
Jim Coleman 08.07.2015 @ 3:33pm
Even when I wear a suit it is difficult for a punk to hail a cab! #thirstykitty
Hayden Jones 08.07.2015 @ 3:26pm
I spot an beer-shaped equitable feast and I'm just a whisker away, paw me.
Derek Ross 08.07.2015 @ 2:42pm
I used to drink standard lager. Now I drink Punk IPA. My coat is now 75% more fluffy and I now wear a monacle. It's also given me the power of speech.
George Rushton 08.07.2015 @ 2:41pm
All these damned peasants and there shop brand lagers... disgraceful, I say!
Jade Justice 08.07.2015 @ 2:39pm
George Rushton 08.07.2015 @ 2:39pm
All these damned peasants and their shop brand lagers... disgraceful, I say!
James Arbuckle 08.07.2015 @ 2:32pm
Business fat cat caught reading BrewDog Punk propaganda.
anonymous 08.07.2015 @ 2:14pm
Ah my minions, this Dog is the cats whiskers!
Krister Hopen 08.07.2015 @ 2:08pm
Meow, I give in. Quite punkesque.
Mona Haugen-kind 08.07.2015 @ 1:55pm
"Oy Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of Punk IPA? He set a new lap record!"
Rob Hinton 08.07.2015 @ 1:47pm
After 13 hours of sheepish wriggling Montague Tabblesworth III conceded defeat and requested help down from the fence following the previous evenings rather raucous box social!
Andrew Rohne 08.07.2015 @ 1:42pm
"What the devil are you punks drinking that is so good?"
kyelko 08.07.2015 @ 1:40pm
Psst..... I have some carefully concealed punk intel, care to take a look
Adam Glen 08.07.2015 @ 1:33pm
"Here take the bottle and run! Before the hipsters know that I exist!"
Ole P 08.07.2015 @ 1:28pm
Only BrewDOG?! Why, I shall invest for the glory DistillCat!
René Delisse 08.07.2015 @ 1:21pm
Woef, dare to be different!
nic charlton 08.07.2015 @ 1:20pm
There's a flier on the spike ...
Training for promotion to Road Kill ?
George Perris 08.07.2015 @ 1:07pm
Miaow, be more punk (dog)
Rob Ramsay 08.07.2015 @ 12:49pm
"I say, you boy!" "yes you, punky boy!"
"Do you even know what equity is?!"
Nicklas W 08.07.2015 @ 12:34pm
Excuse me, Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Craft Beer?
Tony Robson 08.07.2015 @ 12:22pm
Most will agree. IT'S THE CAT'S WHISKERS.
Mateusz Wata 08.07.2015 @ 12:13pm
"With the interest I earn from this, I buy Greece!"
Ben Chambers 08.07.2015 @ 12:12pm
Punk sir? Me sir? How dare you.