5am Saint

I can see it already..........

Dear Mr Watt,

This beer encourages people to get out of bed dangerously early. Or perhaps, even worse, gives a veil of transparent legitimacy to them staying up far too late.

This is in clear violation of section 3.2(b) of the Code of Practice which states: 'A drink's packaging, especially one from BrewDog, should not in any way suggest any association with early morning starts or late night escapades. It has been scientifically proven that waking up at 5am will systematically lead to the downfall of Western civilisation and the blame for any such happenings has to be firmly attributed to BrewDog.'

5am Saint will now be investigated and considered by the Panel.

Yours gratefully

Golum